paleontologist, dig a little deeper.
Wait a minute, is it because Joey and I didn't invite him to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago?
Do you think that's something that he'd be mad at you for?
I guess it could.
Well then I think that's it.
Well, if he's angry, he really shouldn't just cover it up.
I-I wish he would just tell me the truth.
Oh, if that's what you want you then
you really should run his head under hot water and bang his head against a table.
Honey I made a reservation at China Garden, is that okay?
Yeah that's great. But first, wait, talk to me, talk to me.
Tell me about your day.
It was fine.
Okay.
Okay. Hey, what are you thinking? What are you thinking right now?
I'm thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
Yeah that's great Paul, but y'know,
I wanna know what-Wow, those are really great!
I just wanna know what, what is behind this-this strong, silent exterior.
Y'know they say that still waters run deep and I wanna swim in yours.
Are you talking about having sex?
No Paul,
I don't know anything about you! Y'know, like-like your childhood!
Tell me about your childhood!
Normal.
Okay, well then how about puberty!
Come on, that's always a painful time! Y'know your friends invite you to a slumber party and
then they stick your hand in warm water while you're sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag.
Nope! That never happened to me!
Well, you're lucky you never met that bitch Sharon Majesky.
Anyway, umm...
The rest of you life, y'know? Any regrets?
Nope.
All right Paul, I'm not asking for a lot here.
Okay? Just give me something.
Anything!
Okay. - Okay.
- All right.
When I was six years old,
I wanted a big wheel.
And instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken
that you hop around on.
It was embarrassing; kids made fun of me.
That was a pretty tough year.
That's-that's great!
See? I already feel like I know you a little better! Thank you.
Okay, come on. Now we can go eat.
Let's go.
It was horrible.
They called me chicken boy.
And in fifth grade I got into a fight. Well, it wasn't really a fight.
Richard Darinvel bit me on the nose and, and I feel down.
I still have a little scare right here you can see it.
Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare.
Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that y'know, you shared your feelings. It's really, it's beautiful,
but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
Oh, I couldn't eat now.
What?! Wait! What are you talking about?! You love their Kung Pao Chicken!
Chicken?
Chicken boy!
My God, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to do that! I wouldn't do that!
Nothin! This is the nine millionth ring store we've been too and I can't find the perfect ring!
Ugly ring! Ugly ring! Ugly ring!
It's a beautiful selection.
Okay, so maybe you don't get her a ring. Maybe you-maybe you do something different. Y'know?
Maybe you get her an engagement bracelet, y'know? Or an engagement tiara?
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Or? ooh! An engagement Revolutionary War musket! (Picks one up from the display in the corner.
- Y'know, I'm so glad I picked you to help me with this.
- Huh?
Can you just imagine getting down on one knee and handing her this gorgeous piece of weaponry?
Yeah, I'm gonna stick with the ring.
Oh, this one's nice! I like this one!
Sir? Uh, kind sir? Can I see this one?
Wait a minute, no, this is, this is the reason you brought me. Okay?
I know how to haggle. So let me handle this from here on out.
Can I help you?
Uh-uh, yes. I would like to see that ring please.
Or not, whatever.
This ring is from the 1920s, it's a one and a half carat diamond with sapphires on either side.
Sir, can I ask you to umm, could you...
hold out that ring and ask me to marry you?
Okay.
Will you marry me?
Oh my God that's it, that's the ring!
How much is it?
Chandler, I-I will handle this!
How much is it?
8,600.
We will give you $10.
Are you interested in this ring?!
Yes!

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