No! Don't go in there! Don't go in there! I need another soda!
Ross!
Oh my God Ross!
What in heaven's name are you doing here?
And that is why we cannot see each other anymore.
Ross.
You and I are going to have to have a little talk.
Daddy!
- You're next!!
- Okay.
I didn't know he was here.
Let me just see if I got this straight.
I tell you to stay away from my daughter or I'll have you fired.
What you heard was, "Take my daughter,
come up to my country house, and ruin my weekend with Rachel!"
Okay, please-please Paul, just let me explain...
No, let me explain!
Fired!!
All right, fine! Fine! Have me fired!
But uh, I want you to know that
you and I are not all that different. I mean,
I too am a neat guy.
What?
And I too am just a love machine.
Ross,
let me show you where the guest room is.
I'm so sorry.
Please, stop freaking out.
I'm not freaking out.
Why would I be freaking out?
A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married,
but that happens everyday.
Honey, we were at this beautiful place,
and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, what's the harm in that?
Right here!
Chandler, please don't think I was trying to pressure you.
- Phoebe and Rachel...
- Phoebe and Rachel!
So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you,
Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7
who are available by the way!
It was a mistake.
Please don't take this to mean anything, because it doesn't.
Okay.
Really?
Yes, if it really doesn't mean anything, because you know that I'm just not ready...
I know! I know.
Okay.
I'm gonna go tell Joey that that you're back.
I was really worried about you.
Hey, did she buy it?
Totally.
So did Heldi show you the place?
Yeah, it's beautiful.
I can't believe you're gonna ask Monica to marry you!
I know.
Hey Gunther.
Hey! Take these cappuccinos to table 11 and
and that guy over there wants the biscotti.
Oh uh, well I just came in for a cup of coffee to go.
Do you still work here?
No! No, I quit a long time ago.
Did I forget you to tell that one? I'm sorry.
Oh that's cool, I was gonna fire you anyway.
Great!Pheebs, can you help me pick out an engagement ring for Monica? I can't figure this out! It's so hard!
Should I get her a Tiffany cut or a Princess cut or
a? ah-ah! Paper cut!
Now, have you told anyone else?
No, I don't want to tell anybody else because I don't want Monica to find out.
You told me.
Well, it's because I trust you, you're one of my best friends,
and you walked in on me when I was looking at ring brochures.
Yeah well, once again not knocking pays off. I only wish you hadn't been on the toilet.
Me too.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Hey! So Chandler, wanna go to the coffeehouse?
- Oh all right.
Yeah, coffeehouse.
Oh perfect, we were just gonna see if you wanted to go.
Oh well, we don't because we got...the...other pl-place.
How rude.
Oh, I'm sorry. You wanna bite?
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
'Cause you there for me, too
So how are things going with Paul?
Good.
Although y'know, he-he's a private guy.
Y'know, I wish I could get him to open up a little bit, share some feelings.
That's easy!
You just have to think of him as a-as a jar of pickles that won't open.
So what are you saying; I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table?
No that's what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone.
- Hi honey.
- Hi!
- Watch this. -
How are you? - Okay.
- Hi Paul!
- Hi Phoebe.
So how are things going with you?
Can't complain.
- Hey!
- Hi!
- Ross! - Great to see
you! - How you doing?
- Good. Bye!
- Okay! You take care!
Hey Pheebs, what-what was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before?
Yeah! That was so weird, huh?
Phoebe, why'd you do it?
I didn't do it! It was Chandler!
He's... He's mad at you!
What?! Why?!
Please, I think you know why.
I can't think of anything.
Come on Ross, you're a