never have the ceremony there!
I mean you'd have the ceremony under this big beautiful arch.
May I help you?
Oh sorry didn't mean to interrupt.
It's just such a beautiful space; do you do a lot of weddings here?
Yes. We're very popular. There's a two-year waiting list. Sorry!
Monica, you should totally put your name down on the list
What?! Are you crazy?!
I'm not getting married! I'm not even engaged.
Yeah, but there's a two-year wait. And then what if you get engaged in two years
and then you got to wait another two years for this place.
That's four years.
Chandler's not gonna wait that long. He's gonna find somebody else, y'know?
Someone, someone who did put their name on the list.
Yeah hon,
it can't hurt to put your name down! I mean in if two years if you're not engaged you just don't use it.
Well, I mean I guess there is no harm in putting my name down.
I'm gonna do it too!
Me too!
Really? Who would, who would you marry?
I don't know, I don't have anyone right now. Y'know?
Oh Pheebs.
Don't feel too sorry for me. At least my boyfriend isn't gay.
Phoebe, that stuff is...
Don't even get me started on yours!
Hey! So, did you watch the tape of my show?
I did.
All right, let's get me back up there!
No! It don't go up on the wall!
What? But you saw the show!
Yes, it was very offensive to my people!
Dry cleaners?
Russians!
It showed them as terrorists and villains!
Okay! Okay, look! You-you-you got Harrison Ford up there!
That's right. Mr. Ford is a very good customer,
he brings us a lot of clothes; you bring us nothing!
Okay well that may be true. But, Air Force One okay
the Russians were terrorists! And evil!
And plus he kills a bunch of them! That-that-that's offensive to Russians.
I've never seen it!
Oh you should, it's great.
This place is really beautiful!
- Yeah, I've been coming here since I was a kid.
- Wow!
This used to be my Grandma's.
The only thing I got from my Grandmother was her eyes.
I mean not-not her actual eyeballs,
but, but people say that my eyes? Do-do you want to make out?
Sure!
Are you okay? What's wrong?
Ehh, I was just, I was just thinking about your father.
Well, whatever works for ya...
No. No-no uh,
he just, he just really freaked me out before.
Oh. So we have to hide our relationship from one more person.
Big deal. Besides,
it's kinda fun hiding.
Yeah.
- Hey -
Yeah. - Umm,
you brought protection right?
Why?! Are there like bears or something?!
Ohh. Oh, protection.
Yeah-no, yeah-no, that-that-that I forgot.
I'll just run to the store and get some.
Oh no! Hey-hey, I'm the guy! I'll get it.
Do you know where the store is?
No.
Do you want to ride around town on my little pink bicycle?
A little bit.
- I'll be back in ten minutes.
- Okay.
Why don't you get in the hot tub and I'll meet you there.
Ohh, okay.
Oh my God, what a great surprise! This is such a beautiful house.
Thank you, it's my mom's.
So this is the kitchen.
You've reached Monica and Chandler's,
if you're listening to this message, we're probably screening.
Yeah we are.
Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum.
I'm calling for Monica Geller.
I want to let her know that there was a cancellation
and if she's still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility,
it is available...
This is Chandler Bing! This is Chandler Bing!
Yes, the groom?
No! Not the groom!!
- It's so secluded up here.
- I know.
I like it up here.
I feel like we're the only two people in the world.
Oops. Sorry.
What's the matter honey?
Did you see a little mouse?
No-no! Big bear! Big bear outside!
I think I-I? would you? actually, would you go check on that?
Honey, we don't have any bears here.
Well, okay.
Would-would you get me a Diet Coke?
- Okay. I'll be right back.
- Okay.
What?! What are you doing here?!
What are you doing here?!
I came with Paul!
Yeah, I recognize the ankles!
Get up!
Here you go honey!
Ahh. Thank you!
Diet Coke.
Op, ice.
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