star! Y'know?
There's a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor.
Excuse me.
Joey Tribbiani.
Joe! I'm glad I found ya, I got an audition for ya!
Wow!
The thing is it's kinda on the Q.T.
The actor who has the part doesn't know he might be fired.
It's the lead in a series,
Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
I'm the lead in Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.!!
Uh-oh!
Joey?!
Hi Ross.
I was just getting him to like you.
Joey?! Joey!!
Hey, Ross,
Ross, Joey is not here.
Okay, I'll just wait for him in here!
Ross, it's okay. You can come out.
Yeah Ross it's okay,
it's me, Mr. Stevens.
Oh! Oh my God! I didn't even see you!
Sure you did!
You came in, you got all awkward, and you ran into the bedroom. You were shouting, "Joey! Joey!"
- Bye Rach.
- Bye!
- I'll call you later.
- Okay, see you later.
Bye Ross.
What-what-what the? how da-how did-what the-how did-what?!
Well, y'know he lost his keys so he was looking for them...
In your mouth?!
No! Downstairs!
And we got to talking y'know, for like two hours, and I really liked him
so I invited him up here for a cup of coffee.
You were at the coffeehouse!
Ross, what's the big deal? So I kissed the guy!
He is my girlfriend's father, okay?
It's-it's, it's weird!
Wh? You dated my sister!
That was different!
What? Why?!
This is weird for me!
Ross look, look this is good for you. Okay?
Let's face it,
so far the guy's not lovin' ya!
But I can turn that around!
I got the inside track!
We can all go out to dinner, y'know? And I can talk you up!
Ross, the guy is a very, very successful lawyer!
How is that important?
Oh it's important!
Apparently, there's like a million guys out there that can play Mac,
and there's only this one robot and this one guy who controls it!
I didn't know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?
Well y'know Joey, you're a pretty charming guy.
Thanks, but I kinda have a problem to deal with here.
No sweetie, you've got to win over the guy that controls C.H.E.E.S.E.!
You've got to kiss some serious robot ass!
That's not a bad idea.
Okay, but if I got to turn on the charm tomorrow I'm not wasting anymore of it over here with you guys.
Well, actually I got a little bit saved for you Pheebs.
So do you think uh, Joey's more charming than me?
Yeah!
That's why I'm sleeping with him on the side.
Yeah, you wish.
"You wish."
Phoebe, stop writing about us!
I'm not writing about you! I'm writing about other people.
Who?
Marcia and Chester.
Okay fine! Fine!
Then you know what, I'll just write about Phyllis! Hmm!
Hmm.
- Phyllis is sitting in a chair.
- Oh.
Phyllis sees what I'm doing.
- Oh-oh.
- Phyllis sees what I'm doing.
Ooh, I have tasted my own medicine and it is bitter!
Morning! Hey,
how's my favorite genius and my little robot buddy?!
- Don't touch him!
- Okay! All right. Umm,
all right Wayne, level with me. Okay? I-I keep hearing all these rumors that I might get fired.
Okay, they even have actors coming in to read for my part!
Come on man, you-you got to give me a second chance! I mean, I love-I love this little guy! Ah-ah!!
Okay, that's why you didn't want me to touch him right? Here you go! Okay?
Stupid! I can't believe it! God!
Hey, how you doin'?
So it seemed that my prom date had stood me up, so Ross selflessly, offered to take me.
What a nice story!
So Ross was in college and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her high school prom.
Wow!
I definitely did not see that one backfiring!
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Yeah, take your time.
Just-just so you know I was a freshman and she was a senior. So it wasn't as bad as-as...
Ross, look,
I know I've been giving you a lot of jabs and
it's partly because I'm very protective of Lizzie, and
partly because well, they just keep coming to me.
But I have to admit that after all the wonderful things that Lizzie has told me and
the many, many, many stories that Rachel has told me that,
well
you're not all bad.
Not all bad.
And