can, I can see that. Umm, but I think if you give me umm, one chance I can,
I can change your mind.
Okay.
What?
Okay. I'll give you one chance to change my mind.
You got one minute.
Daddy!
Fine!
- Two minutes. Go.
- This is? you?
- 1 minute 50 seconds.
- Okay, umm
I want you to know that I have never done anything like this before. I mean, I mean I've been in
um, relationships in general, uh
but I have never done it with a student? I mean I not?
not it! I mean, I mean I don’t? We haven't done it.
Uh, I mean, I mean, we've-we've-we've done stuff.
Okay, okay, a joke, a joke? lighten the mood. Umm,
two guys go into a bar. One of them is Irish.
I'm Irish.
And the Irish guy wins the joke!
- Ross!!
- Ross!
How crazy that we'd run into you!
Oh God, thank you!
Umm, uh, Mr. Stevens I'd like you to meet my friends uh, this is Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler
You're Elizabeth's father, huh?
I can see now where she gets her
rugged handsomeness.
Is-is-is there a-a Mrs. Stevens?
There's a Mr. Bing!
No, unfortunately Lizzie's mom passed away shortly after she was born.
I raised her by myself.
Ohh!
I get that a lot.
Okay umm, why don't we all take a seat, y'know?
And uh, and I'll get us all some uh some coffees? Yeah, why don't you.
Uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want.
Y'know? Whatever pops into your head.
Y'know, it is so strange seeing Ross here this time of day,
'cause usually he's got the children's hospital.
Yeah.
Not looking for dates.
So uh, Monica is Ross's sister.
And he's a great brother!
- I had a sister.
- Ohh!
She passed away.
Ohh!
Oh, you don't have to do that every time.
But uh Ross, Ross is a great guy!
I was roommates with him in college.
Uh, funny story...
You're roommate in college died didn't he?
A part of him did yes.
Okay here we are Paul, Elizabeth.
So I hope you guys were finding something to talk about.
Yes, we were just...
Hi, I'm sorry I'm late but I am ready, ready to talk you up!
When does Liz's father get here?
I'm already here.
Oh! Ross is sooo great!
Hey honey, you got the kind with the little girl, you said we were gonna to get the kind with the baby.
No, you said the baby creeps you out.
No, the little girl creeps me out.
You said the baby.
Why would the baby creep me out?
Why would the little girl creep you out?
You guys, I'm sorry, could you please talk a little slower?
This is going in your book?
Yeah, it's about relationships. Y'know? The traps, the pitfalls, what not to do,
keep going. This stuff is great!
What?! Excuse me!
And how none of it matters when the people really love each other.
And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as it's a compliment.
Oh hi!
- Hi!
- Hi.
I think I left my keys here somewhere.
Oh! Well let's look for them.
Oh-oh-hey! Are these them?
- No.
- All right!
Oh, here they are right here.
Oh good.
Thanks for your help.
Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?
- Just call me Paul.
- Paul.
Umm, I just wanted you to know that Ross really is a great guy.
Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him.
Are you okay?
You just don't look old enough to have a twenty-year-old daughter.
Well, we were very young when we had her.
Oh. We?
- Well yeah, it usually, it takes two people to...
- Oh no! Yes!
Of course, I know that! I just? I meant y'know are you still a 'We' or are you just 'You?'
I'm just me,
my wife died shortly after Lizzie was born.
Ohh. So you raised her all on your own?
Yes I did.
Ooh!
- Hey!
- Hey!
How was your first day?
Pretty great! Except I did get a little attitude from the robot.
Damn those robots, they're supposed to be our faithful servants!
Anyway, it wasn't the robot, it was the guy who controls him. Yeah, he doesn't like me.
He had C.H.E.E.S.E. knock over the sandwich right when I was reaching for one! Ohh!
Well, why don't you just get him fired?
I may have to,
I hate to do it, but I'm the