gonna be a huge star!
- I'm gonna hug ya! -
You hug me! - All right!
Hey, do we do this too much?
I think so.
- Yeah, get off me.
- Yeah, get off.
Come on C.H.E.E.S.E.,
I'm not leaving without you!
Try routing your backup source through your primary CPU.
I can't! My circuits are fried! They're fried I tell you!!
Wow!
Well then I'll just have to carry you.
That'll be a neat trick, when you're, when you're dead!
Ross, you don't have to yell.
There was just an explosion, okay?
My hearing would be impaired.
I thought you were excellent!
In fact for a minute there I was like, "Ooh, where'd Ross go?"
Thank you!
And I have to say that first scene when you meet Mac...
Yeah?
Oh my God. I mean...
Y'know what? I think that's enough for today. Thanks for your help!
He's holding us back.
Totally.- Okay, Chandler!
- Okay.
And your horoscope says,
"On the fifth a special someone is going to give you a gift."
Oh, well thank you in advance.
Op, but the twelfth brings a lover's spat.
You are going to make a joke about my special present!
Why would you do that?!
Oh, wait and on the nineteenth a secret crush announces itself.
Hey guys!
Oh my God! It's Joey Tribbiani of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.!!!!!!!
Oh that's right. It's your first day! So are you psyched to fight fake crime with your robot sidekick?
Am I psyched?
The lead in my own TV series? I've dreamed about this for years!
Why have I not been preparing?!
No! Joey, you're going to be great!
But I got to act with a robot Pheebs, and-and I don't know anything about technology!
I can't even use Chandler's computer except to find porn!
And-and that's only 'cause it's right there when you turn it on!
I think our lover's spat will start a little early this month.
I'll be waiting.
Are you judging them by their covers? Because you're really not supposed to do that.
No, I'm just deciding which one to use? I’m gonna start writing another book!
Be-because the last one was such a big seller?
Well, if you must know I have written 14 books.
And as I am the only one who has read them, I can tell you
that they all have been very well received
- Hey! -
Hey! - Hey!
What are you guys doing later?
Oh, Rachel and I have appointments to get our hair cut.
We do?
- I want to see what he wants first.
- Okay.
I just found out that Elizabeth's dad wants to meet me.
Wait a minute, hold the phone!
You're not Elizabeth's dad?!
Come on guys, I-I really want this guy to like me.
It-it would really help me out if you guys were here to make me look good.
- Of course we'll help!
- Yeah! We'll be here!
Thanks!
We know how tough those parent/teacher conferences can be.
So uh, here's your office set!
Wow! Huh?
Mac Macaveli, Private Investigator!
- Let's get you into wardrobe for a fitting.
- Okay.
Hey uh, when do I get to meet the robot?
I'm sorry, why don't we do that right now? He's right here.
Okay.
Joey Tribbiani, this is...
Oh wow! He's so lifelike!
Unbelievable!
This is Wayne, the man who created and operates C.H.E.E.S.E.
How do you do there, Wayne?
- I'll let you two guys get acquainted, huh?
- Okay.
Sorry about that...
Uh, so where's C.H.E.E.S.E.?
C.H.E.E.S.E. is right here.
Nice to meet you Mac!
This is like the temporary robot, right?
No. Why?
Well, I-I just, I just it was going to be like a really cool robot, y'know?
Like the terminator or uh, when I first saw you.
I spent two years developing this machine, it's absolutely state of the art.
I'm sorry, it just? I don't know it doesn't really look like it can do anything.
It can do this.
This is my father, Paul Stevens.
Dad, this is Ross Geller.
It-it's great to meet you Paul.
I usually prefer Elizabeth's boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
Of course, of course, Mr. Stevens.
So Ross,
what's your problem?
Eh-wh? Excuse me?
Why can't you get a girlfriend your own age?
That's funny. Umm...
It's not funny.
I don't like you going out with my daughter Ross.
Okay. Umm...
I