going to the guy for 12 years.
Oh come on! He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite...
What?
Cupping.
That's how they do pants!
Ross, will you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?
Yes, yes it is.
In prison!
I said name one!
I can't believe I did this! What an idiot!
Oh, stop beating yourself up!
People make mistakes! These things happen!
There aren't any message you've forgotten to give me are there?
Apparently you're not very good at it! I...
Do you think he'll ever forgive me?
Of course he will! But Chandler the most important thing is you forgive yourself!
Y'know what? I-I kinda have.
Already?
That's pretty bad what you did.
Y'know what? He will forgive you.
And I like to bring a pad with me when I go answer the phone just in case... Okay...
You didn't see how mad he was, y'know?
I'm sure he will forgive you. Look,
we have all been there! Y'know,
you fight, you make up, it's just the way it works.
It took two people to break up this relationship!!
Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!
I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?!
I didn't finish the whole letter!
What?!!
I fell asleep!
You fell asleep?!
It was 5:30 in the morning,
and you had rambled on for 18 pages.
Front and back!!
Oh-oh-oh, and by the way,
Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means 'you are,' Y-O-U-R means 'your!'
Y'know I can't believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
FINE BY ME!!
And hey! Just so you know, it's not that common!
It doesn't happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!
I KNEW IT!!!!
You had no right to go out with him.
- That is the most ridiculous...
- You sold me out.
- I did not sell you out.
- Yes you did.
- You absolutely sold me...
- Would you let me talk.
Did you just flick me?
OK, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was jus- Ow. That hurt
Oh! All right. Now, let's not do this!
Happy thoughts!
Happy thoughts!
OK, now I'm gonna kick some ass.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
- I know! I know! I know!
Alright, now I will let go if you both stop.
- Fine!
- Fine!
There we go.
You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is.
You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.
Oh my God!
Look at me! I'm Chandler!
Could I be wearing any more clothes?
Maybe if I wasn't going commando...
Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah,
I better not do any, I don't know, lunges.
Joey?
Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas!
Joe?
Hello?
Damn it!
Hello?
No, Joey's not here right now, but I can take a message I think.
He's still got a chance for the part?! Oh, that's great news!
Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog.
Oh well, that's great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! Yes!
Okay, Mac audition at 2:00.
Allergy actor attacked.
By dog not flowers.
Hey!
Please tell me you got the message!
What message?
The actor playing Mac couldn't do it, they needed to see you at 2 o'clock.
What?!
It's 6 o'clock!
Du-du-I wrote it, I wrote it on the board! I wrote it on the board,
then I went all over New York City looking for ya!
I went to Ross's! I went to the coffeehouse! I went to any place that they made sandwiches!
I can't believe this Chandler!
Sorry! I-I-I don't know what to say.
Well you-you-you-you might say
congratulations!
I saw the board! I went to the audition! I got the part!!
Is that supposed to be funny! I was really worried over here!
Oh, well I'm uh...
Y'know, sometimes that fake out thing is just mean!
Oh wow! Okay man, I'm sorry. I did not mean to make you feel bad.
Well that's good.
Because you didn't! And I'm incredibly happy for ya!!
That's mean!
You really had me going there!
- Oh, we could do this all day.
- Yeah, you're right.
Okay look, listen, let's talk about what a huge star I'm gonna be!
You are