C.H.E.E.S.E."
So Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
That's the title! Yeah!
Y'know they really lucked out that the initials spell cheese.
That is lucky.
Huh? Wait so Joey if you get this, you're gonna be like the star of your own TV show!
I mean you'll be like the Big Cheese! Or the Big Mac?
Hey! You love those!
Well, don't get your hopes up, because probably not gonna happen.
Now-now, why would you say that Joseph?
I mean come on you guys! My own TV show?
I just don't know if I'm good enough.
I am.
Joey, what are you talking about? You're a terrific actor.
You really think so?
Ugh, how can you even ask that question?!
Whoa, she's pretty.
Yeah, and oh she's really nice too.
She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.
- I'm sorry, what?
- What? - Excuse me?
It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one.
So while you're thinkin' of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense,
you know, like this.
Oh, ok.
There's my scene, there's my scene.
"Mrs. Wallace,
I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon.
Your sister is suffering from a..."
Vell, Eva, we've done some excellent vork here,
and I vould have to say,
your pwoblem is qviiite clear.
All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang,
A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang...
I play Al Pacino's butt.
All right?
He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt.
Oh my God.
C'mon, you guys.
This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big!
Oh no, it's terrific,
it's- it's- y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling,
you've finally been able to crack your way into show business.
Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care!
This is a big break for me!
- You're right, you're right, it is.
- Yes.
So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?
All right well, I'm outta here. Wish me luck.
Gooood luck! Gooood luck! We all wish you good luuuuuuuuck!!!
Yeah, whatever.
It's your turn.
Oh, are we playing this?!
- Hey.
- Hey! How'd the audition go?
Terrible!
I messed up every line! I shouldn't even be an actor!
Wait a minute, are you doing that thing where you pretend it didn't go well but it really did go well?
Yeah, did I fool ya?
Totally!
So it did go well.
Oh, it went amazingly well!
- Great!
- Oh that's great!
- Yeah-yeah, it's down to me and
two other guys. - Oh my God! -Wow!
And I know both of them, they're really good.
One of them is the guy from those allergy commercials who's always getting chased by those big flowers...
Oh, I love that guy!
Oh-oh, what are you doing?
What am I doing?
I'm just so nervous! Y'know? The callback isn't until tomorrow at five.
I feel like my head is going to explode!
Well, it is overdue.
Look, don't worry. Okay? You're gonna be fine.
There's just so much pressure. I mean no offense,
but what you guys do is very different. I don't know if you'd understand.
Yeah, none of us have to deal with pressure at our jobs.
Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!
Well I'm tearing the lettuce.
Uh-huh. Is it dirty?
Oh-oh, no no don't worry, I'm gonna wash it.
Don't, I like it dirty.
That's your call.
So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatoes.
Are they, uh, firm?
They'r alright.
You sure they haven't gone bad? You're sure they're not very, very bad?
No really, they're OK.
You gonna slice them up real nice?
Actually, I was gonna do them jullienne.
Aaaahhhhhhh.
I'm outta here.
Monica, I'm quitting!
I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didn't even buy it!
I'm telling you I'm quitting! That's it! I'm talking to my boss right now!
Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am!
Okay bye, call me when you get this message.
Well, what happened?
Well, he came in for a massage and everything was fine