've gotta call my friend Mary and tell her how good this is, from Monica's room.
I'll help you dial.
I'm gonna go into the bathroom so I can look at it in the mirror,
as I eat it.
Okay, now what was that all about? Is it-does it not taste good?
- Let me try it.
-  Wha? No no! Ah!
All gone!
So good!
Maybe Chandler has some left.
It tastes like feet!
I like it.
Are you kidding?
What's not to like? Custard? Good.
Jam? Good. Meat? Gooooood.
...So a bird just grabbed it,
and then tried to fly away with it and,
and then just dropped it on the street?
Yes, but if it's any consolation, before the bird dropped it, he seemed to enjoy it.
Rachel, come here.
Okay, I was just starting to take my Thanksgiving nap, and I had another dream about Jack.
Oh, Phoebe, do I wanna hear this?
I dunno, let's see! So,
okay, I dreamt that we were gonna get married,
and he left, becuz he had to go fight a fire.
And, um, so okay, I went to a night club, and I saw him making out with a girl.
Oh my God, he dream-cheated on you!
Yeah, but then Jacques Cousteau came and he kicked his ass for betraying me!
It was soo cool!
Then, he took me diving and he introduced me to his pet seahorse, who, by the way, was totally coming on to me,
and please, that is not gonna happen.
Boy, I'm glad I wore the big belt today.
Five minutes ago, a line like that would've floored me.
Now nothing. Well, not nothing, I am still a woman.
Ross? Let's go.
Oh yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about maybe writing a letter.
Alright, you know what? That's it. You've had your chance.
Wha-what?
Mom! Dad!
Ross smoked pot in college!
What?!
You are such a tattletale!
Mom, Dad, you remember that-that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana?
Yes.
Well I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot, but
it was me. I'm sorry.
It was you?
And Dad, y'know that mailman that you got fired?
He didn't steal your Playboys! Ross did!
Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing, Monica did!
Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a year!
Monica and Chandler are living together!
Ross married Rachel in Vegas! And got divorced! Again!!!!
I love Jacques Cousteau!
I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle!
I wanna gooooooo!
That's alot of information to get in in thirty seconds!
Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave.
Rachel, no you weren't supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good.
Phoebe, I'm sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead.
Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.
And we kinda figured about the porch swing.
Ross, drugs? Divorced? Again?
What happened son?
I-I uh, I got tricked into all those things!
Chandler!
You've been Ross's best friend all these years,
stuck by him during the drug problems.
And now you've taken on Monica as well.
Well, I don't know what to say.
You're a wonderful human being.
Thank you!
No! Thank you!
Monica, and Ross! I don't know what I'm gonna do about the two of you!
I'll talk to them!
You guys! It was bananas, cream, and beef!
I-I just cannot believe that you ate that so that I wouldn't feel bad!
Well actually, I-I didn't eat mine.
It's still in the bathroom.
No it isn't, I ate that.
Well we left ours in Monica's bedroom.
Nope, got it and I got yours too.Let me ask you, why is everybody using these tiny lights nowadays? I remember when people used to use big lights.
That's a good story, Grandpa.
- Hey
- Hey
Wow, Monica's letting other people help decorate her tree! Did someone get her drunk again or?
Having a perfectly decorated tree is not what Christmas is about.
It's about being with the people that you love.
That is nice and we're done. TADA!
I dunno what it is, it just doesn't quite feel like Christmas to me.
Oh, here.
See now it feels like Christmas!
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... and that's the story of the dreidle. Now, some people trace the Christmas tree back to