There you are!
Okay! Okay! We can take a hint!
What are you doing here?!
This is Patrick.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Okay, you're too late okay? Because she's already with our guy.
Oh my God, you're right! I am too late; they're sitting on the couch and talking!
Come on!
- Rachel?
- Yeah?
This is Patrick.
- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
- Yeah, this is the guy I was telling you about.
- Yeah?
Yeah. And believe me, this suit does not do justice to what's underneath it.
- Oh-okay, but Pheebs?
- Yeah?
I'm just sort of in the middle of something.
Oh! Okay! Yeah, that's okay.
Have a seat.
- No! You can't do that!
- Maybe I should go!
Sit down! We're winning!
Okay, y'know what? Maybe I should go!
No-no-no-no! Have a seat! Have a seat!
Rachel! Rachel! You haven't touched Eldad's hair!
It is the softest hair! Touch it!
Yeah, I'm good.
Rachel? Patrick is really rich.
Give her some money.
Y'know what Phoebe? This isn't really worth the free massage.
That's right Patrick, bye-bye!
Eldad is much more cooperative! And he can dance!
You dance for Rachel!
No-no! Don't dance for me! Please? Don't!
What is the matter with you guys?
Yeah, okay, let's talk it out.
I... Am I the only one that this is embarrassing for?
I'm a little embarrassed.
I'll tell ya who should be embarrassed! It's you guys!
Come on! This is ridiculous! Thank you very much, but I do not need you to get me a date!
Then why did she ask us to...
I am still talking!! And then you chase away the one guy that I actually liked! I mean, no offense to you guys. Really!
I mean congratulations on all the cash, and-and y'know?
Wow! You do have very soft hair!
But I would much rather go to the ball all by myself than go through anymore of this! Good-bye!
Now do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?!
- Yes, Papaya Extract.
- Thank you!
So uh, have a great time down there.
- I will.
- Yeah.
And did you, did you pack that bathing suit?
Yeah.
It was pretty funny when I, when I hid it for a while, huh?
Anyway, umm, I-I am worried about that bathing suit, not because it's revealing which I'm fine with,
no I'm concerned about your health, sun exposure.
Oh, don't worry I have plenty of sun block, it's SPF-30.
Well, if what's in the bottle is actually 30. I mean sometimes you get 30, sometimes it's-it's get 4,
and I swear to God more often than not it's just milk.
Ross, it's going to be okay. I'm not going down there to hook up with a bunch of guys.
I like how things are going between us.
- Really?
- Yeah!
I'm just going down there to relax and hang out with my friends.
Okay. Cool.
Oh hey! Here they are!
Elizabeth!
Call me!
Rachel, we're sorry for pushing those guys on you.
Oh that's all right! I ended up having a really good time. Y'know, the charity was a big success and they raised a lot of money and awareness.
So what was it for anyway?
I wanna say a disease.
He said turn on MTV.
Huh. All right.
Oh my God, look! That's Elizabeth!
Oh-oh Professor Geller.
- Ahh, to be 13 again.
- Yeah.We got three minutes the reactor's gonna blow, we're never gonna make it!
You've got to get out of here!
Save yourself!
No! I won't leave you!
Don't worry about me,
I'm a robot!
I'm just a machine!!
No you're not! Not to me!
Oh my God.
What?
I am extremely talented!
Yeah, you're great!
Okay, let's take it from...
No, I mean I was really acting my ass off.
Yeah, I thought I was pretty good too.
Oh yeah, you're solid. Yeah, you're just no me.
Y'know what? I think that's enough for now. Yeah.
I don't want to be over rehearsed.
Fine!
I'll do it without you!
I don't need you or anybody else!
I'm gonna make it on my own!
You'll see!! You'll all see!!
So uh, what's this thing you're auditioning for?
Oh, it's a new TV show. Yeah.
I'm up for the part of Mac Macaveli or "Mac."
Yeah, I'm a detective and I solve crimes with the help of my robot partner.
He's a, he's a Computerized Humanoid Electronically Enhanced Secret Enforcer
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