fine, your guy may have a great body, but our guy is really funny.
Oh, Chandler funny?
Our guy's a great dancer!
My guy is well read.
Our guy has great hair.
My guy has great teeth!
Our guy smells incredible.
Do you want our guy to be your guy?
- Hey.
- Huh.
Well, you... don't look good Joe.
The fridge broke. I have to eat everything.
Cold cuts, ice cream, limes?
Hey, what was in that brown jar?
- That's still in there?!
- Not anymore.
So anyway, how do you want to pay me?
Is this a service you're providing me?
No! No! No! For my new fridge? our new fridge!
Our new fridge? I don't live here anymore.
- So what? Look, suppose we were a divorced couple.
- Uh-huh.
And I got custody of the kid, right?
Now suppose the kid dies
and-and I gotta buy a new kid.
Okay...
Give me $400!
- Professor Geller?
- Hmm?
Oh, a student I don't know.
I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment?
Yes, yes of course, what-what would this be regarding?
- Making out in your office.
- Shh!
Of course, why don't we go inside?
- Oh-ooh!!
- What?
Doorknob! Doorknob!
Oh! Sorry!
Umm, I actually do need to talk to you.
Oh, okay. What-what about?
Spring vacation.
Spring vacation.
Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips...
Professor Geller!
Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger...
I'll be with you in one moment.
So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints.
You don't understand! Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her!
Is that taking it slow?! No, I'm not ready for this! Okay? What-what do I tell her?
Just tell her the truth! Tell her you're not ready.
I can do that.
Oh-oh, what if she gets upset?
Then you distract her with a Barbie doll.
Or! You can just, y'know...
What the hell are you doing?
What? What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!
What?! What? How do you, how do you even know its broken?!
Oh-ho-ho, you think I don't know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me!
Well what do you know! Broken!
That'll be $400!
Joey, I saw you push him!
You pushed him!
Joey, I did not break this! Okay?
That has been broken for a while.
- All right. Chandler, do you remember how I told you about our fridge?
- Uh-huh.
I still haven't gotten a check for your half yet.
Do not give him any money!
I'm not talking to you! You broke my fridge!
You wanted to see me Professor Geller?
Yes. Yes! Please, come in.
- Oo-oo!!
- Doorknob?
Yeah, it kinda grows on you.
Actually, I wanted to finish talking to you about uh, spring vacation.
Oh good.
Look, I...
Look, I'm having a great time with you and I just don't want us
to move to fast or put to much pressure on us. So,
I'm sorry I just don't think we should go away together yet. It's-it's too soon.
Ross, I think you misunderstood what I was saying.
I just wanted to tell you that I'm going to Florida for a couple weeks.
No.
I think you misunderstood what I was saying.
What I meant was...
You are so adorable.
That! Let's talk about that.
- Hey! -
Hey! - Hey!
Hey! How did it go with Elizabeth?
Huh? Oh-oh, it was fine. Uh, it was just a misunderstanding.
She didn't want me to go with her. She just wanted to let me know that she's going to Florida for spring vacation.
Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break?
What's-what's the difference?
Well, spring vacation is doing nice things with your grandparents.
Spring break you're doing frat guys.
Hey, y'know what? Not all spring breaks are like that.
What did you do on yours?
I went to Egypt with my dad.
I can see it now, "Look dad, it's the Sphinx!"
Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, "Spring break!"
All right? I mean she's taken my class!
And slept with the professor.
- I'm gonna call her.
- Yeah.
Hey! You guys umm, I want you to meet Sebastian.
We just uh, we just met at the newsstand.
We both grabbed for the last Field & Stream.
What? I read that.
Can I get you a cup of coffee?
Oh yes! Thank