that thing is clearing in the way!
All right. Ah-ha! Ah-ah!!
Damn fridge!
Hi Joey, how ya doin'?
Great! Roomie!
Huh, yeah I guess we are roommates now.
Yeah! Well, now that you brought it up,
um, our fridge is broken. We have to get a new one.
Now, I checked around and your half is $400. Thanks a lot.
I'm not paying for half of that! I'm only staying here until my apartment gets fixed.
Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay?
Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks!
What does that tell ya'?
That refrigerators don't live as long as people.
All right, now you know that the ATM will only lets you take out 300 at a time, I'll take a check for the other hundred.
You're jokin' right?
Of course I'm jokin'! I don't take checks.
Thank God you're pretty
- Hey!
- Hi! Hey!
Do you guys know any cute guys?
Well, of course I do! My good friend Joey over here.
Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you Chandler.
Anyway, there's this big charity ball this weekend and Ralph Lauren bought a table,
so I kinda have to go...
What's the charity?
I don't know, something either trees or disease?
Ralph mumbles a lot.
Does Ralph mumble when you're not paying attention?
Yeah! It's weird.
But the thing is need to find a date.
Well, what kind of guy are you looking for?
Well, someone that has his own tux, or has the ability to rent a tux.
So he has to be a male who has at least $50.
Ooh! So close.
- Hey everybody!
- Hi!
Hey uh, this is Elizabeth.
- Oh hi!
- Hi!
I'm the student.
Isn't she cute?
No!
Y'know, this is probably none of my business, but
weren't you guys supposed to not be seen in public together?
Oh, we're not together.
Oh no-no-no, we're just two people who happen to run into each other here at the coffee house.
Oh, sly.
Well, I really wanted to meet you guys,
but I have to run. I'll see you later?
Okay!
- Bye Ross.
- Bye.
Oops! I did not mean to run into you like that sir.
Oh that is quite all right ma'am.
So, why is she leaving? Is it a school night and she has a lot of homework to do?
Yes, her molecular epidemiology paper is due tomorrow.
Oh, tell her good luck with that.
Anyone else? Huh? Bring 'em on!
Oo! When's her birthday?!
I don't know Rachel, why?
Well, y'know it's just been so long since I've been to Chuckie Cheese.
- Oh, I like Elizabeth.
- Well thanks!
Yeah. In fact, I like her so much you tell her I want my cookies early this year!
Y'know, a box of Thin Mints and some Tag-a-Longs.
Hey-hey come on you guys, give him a break. Ross, seriously, how's it going with her?
Well, actually it's been great. She's 20 so
she's not looking for anything too serious, which is perfect for me right now.
Well that is great. And seriously, she seems very nice.
Thanks. I know you guys like to give me a hard time and all,
but it really means a lot to me that you like her. Just knowing that you guys are...
Okay, I got a good one. Okay, umm,
what is she? Like 12?
Chandler, do you think we talk about our relationship enough?
Yeah. Do we have any Fruit Roll-Ups?
- Hey!
- Hey!
Okay, I just thought of the perfect guy for Rachel to take to her thing.
Oh that's so funny because we found someone too.
Oh that's good, I guess she'll have a choice between my guy and your weirdo.
Why would our guy be a weirdo?
'Cause that's just your taste.
Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah!
My guy is a lawyer who has volunteer work. And, he has one of these
A face ass?
A chin dimple!
Well, uh y'know, our guy works with Chandler and he's really nice and smart and he's a great dresser!
Have you seen your guy's body?
No, our guy is just a floating head.
Well my guy is spectacular. Okay?
He's a massage client and one time umm,
when he was on the table, I looked at it. And I mean all of it.
You're not supposed to look!
Oh yeah, like there are police for that!
Wait! You look? You-you massaged me.
I know.
All right