you,
y'know, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
I have.
This right here is where I keep the pizza.
And uh that's where the napkin is.
What's that smell?
I know!
Oh please! It was such a big class! You never even noticed me!
What? Of course I did! You uh, you sat next to Sleepy Sleeperson.
Who?
Oh uh, I had trouble remembering everyone's name, so I-I kinda came up with nicknames.
Like the guy on the other side of you was Smelly von Brownshirt.
Oh yeah. So umm,
did you have a nickname for me?
Umm, no. No.
Yes you did! What was it?
Umm, it's Cutie McPretty.
Ohh that's so sweet!
Listen, I gotta tell ya, I-I'm having a great time!
Y'know how before you said it might be weird, the whole student teacher thing,
and to be frank I thought it would be too, but it's not. I mean it's not at all.
- Dr. Geller!
- Burt!
So did you sleep well last night?
- I did.
- Yeah?
I did, Monica was so sweet she left a little mint on my pillow.
- Y'know what Joey left on my pillow?
- What?
Gum!
Well, we determined the cause of the fire.
Yeah I know, it was my candle. My candle!
No, there was an appliance left on in the bathroom. It's looks like a curling iron.
I don't use a curling iron.
Well someone does.
Well, don't look at me! My hair's straight! Straight! Straight! Straight!
It could've been a hair straightener.
Oh.
This is where I keep the pizza.
And...Hey! Where did the napkin go?!
Now there you go! I wouldn't want my best guest to strain her eyes!
Thanks Monica!
Does that smell bother you?
What the smell from Joey's? No, I can hardly smell it over here.
Well you let me know if you can, because y'know I can bake a pie to cover it.
I can smell it a little, bake the pie.
- Okay!
- Okay.
Hello?
Oh yes, one minute please. It's for you. It's the fire inspector.
Oh! Hello?
Yeah this is Phoebe.
- Really?!
- Yeah, so it turns out that it wasn't the hair straightener that started the fire.
No-no, it was the candles. It's very not good leaving candles unattended.
In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is...
Uhh... Uhh... Okay. Well, I have to go now.
We had such a great time! She's-she's incredible!
I thought the-the age difference might be a problem, but it wasn't. It wasn't at all.
Elizabeth is very mature for her age.
A concept lost on some people!
So it's okay to date a student.
Well, not really. I mean technically it's-it's not against the rules or anything,
but it is frowned upon. Especially by that professor we ran into last night, Judgey von Holier-than-thou.
Well Ross, you be careful now. You don't want to get a reputation as y'know
Professor McNailshisstudents.
Yeah. What-what should I do?
Well Ross, it seems pretty clear. I mean what's more important?
What people think or how you feel, huh? Ross, you gotta follow your heart.
Joey that is so sweet.
- Hey.
- Hey-hey-hey!
So, how did it go with Dana? Any reason I should leave a block of time open say Thursday?
I couldn't do it.
You couldn't do it?!
Hey, relax I just need more time. We're going to dinner tonight.
What?! You're going out with her again!
Going out with who?
Uh, Dana Keystone from college.
Oh yeah! Wasn't she uh...
No, that was Dana Caplin.
Ohhhh!
Joey! You didn't even know her!
Ah whatever!
Great story again! The yarns that you weave! Woo-hoo-hoo!
Y'know uh, actually I-I-I should get going.
Oh no-no-no! Stay! Stay! Because you-you should you-you-you should stay!
Wow. Oh, I am really flattered, but I just I don't feel that way about you.
Oh no-no-no, that's not.. No-no-no!
I'm sorry Chandler, y'know you are such a sweet guy and I,
I don't want to hurt you. Oh, I wish there was something I can do to make you feel better.
No-no.. Really?!
Of course!
Well, it just hurts so bad. I uh...
Ohh, I'm sorry.
Well maybe there is one thing you can do.
What?! Anything! Anything!
Well, I umm, I mean this is just off the top of my head now,
umm but I have this friend. This