embarrassed about calling you a hottie on my evaluation...
That was you?
Yeah. I felt a little weird about it. You're a teacher. I'm a student.
But would you maybe want to go out with me sometime?
Oh I, I don't-I don't think that would be the best idea.
Oh, because I was thinking, the semester's over; you're not my teacher anymore.
What time?
Oh, y'know what? Forget it, you already gave me an A.
Gotcha.
I'm kidding!
Oh! So-so seriously, what time?
Coming through! Oh! Coming through! Oh! Hello! Hi!
No! Right! Coming through!
Oh well, it's not so bad.
Yeah, most of the damage is pretty mostly contained in the bedrooms.
- Oh!
- My God!
Hey buddy, do you think I can borrow your uniform this Thursday?
- Excuse me?
- Joey! He's working!
You would look good in that.
Oh, how bad is it?
Oh, it's bad. It's really bad. The only thing in there that isn't burned is an ass. Which I do not remember buying!
How's your room Rach?
Everything's ruined. My bed. My clothes. Look at my favorite blue sweater.
Isn't that mine?
Fine! I'm sorry for your loss!
So uh, you're not gonna be able to live here for a while, you ladies have a place to stay?
Wow! Oh-okay, look pal, I am not in the mood to be hit on right now!
But if you give me your number I will call you some other time.
Yes, they can stay with us.
Have you figured out what started the fire Mr. Fireman?
Well uh, do either of you smoke?
No, not usually. But yeah, I could use one right now.
No-no-no, do you uh light candles? Burn incense?
Yes! I do! All the time! I love them! Oh my God! I did it! It's me! It's me! I burned down the house! I burned down the house!
Okay Phoebe calm down, there's no need to place blame. Okay?
I warned her about those candles.
God, it's great to catch up! I can't believe how long it's been!
Chandler, is that...
Oh that's great! Good for you.
Hey-hey listen...
Okay! So yeah, maybe we can get together umm...
Can you hold for one second please? What?!
When you're off the phone, do you wanna get a pizza?
Hi! I'm back.
Yeah, that sounds great.
Okay. Well, we'll do it then. Okay, bye-bye.
Hey listen, so when's-when's my audition? I mean I know it's Thursday, but what time?
- Hi.
- Hey!
- We didn't get to the audition. I'm gonna take her to coffee and then we'll do it then.
- Ah-ha!
Wow! So, now you're going on a date with this girl?
Honey, it is not a date! I haven't talked to her in ten years! You can't just call up somebody you haven't talked to in ten years and ask them for a favor.
There are rules, y'know? You gotta, you got to put in some time.
You're right, I'm sorry. It's not like you're y'know, going out with an ex-girlfriend.
No, we only went out once.
You dated her!
Not once!
All right, well why don't I go out with an ex-boyfriend and do Joey a favor?!
Hey, you wanna do Joey a favor, maybe you go out with Joey.
Oh that's great, my friend Joey's in the movie business.
Y'know who I ran into from school? Howie.
My friend's name is Joey.
Apparently Howie's editing now. Yeah, he-he-he calls me up and asks me if he can edit my new movie.
Can you believe that?! Y'know I-I-I haven't spoken to him in like ten years and he asks me for a favor!
Yeah, I've always hated that Howie.
No, no "How you doing?" Man, I mean not even a cup of coffee first!
The nerve huh?
Yeah!
Refill?
Now, this is last minute so I want to apologize for the mess. Okay?
Oh my God! It sure didn't look this way when I lived here.
I know!
Now look, there's only one problem though. There's only room for one, so I guess
one of you will have to stay at Joey's.
Well, since the fire was kinda my fault I guess you should get to stay here.
Hey! Hey-hey, now this was no one's fault Pheebs. Okay? It was an accident.
Well no, it was my fault so you should get the nice room.
Okay!
So Rach! You're the first guest at Hotel Monica!
Umm, you'll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to