work.
What?!
No, I mean it's okay, I mean, they're-they're my friends. In fact, I-I-I was married to one of them.
Let me get this straight man, you attacked your ex-wife?!
Oh, no! No-no! No, I tired! But I couldn't. That's why I'm here.
Maybe we could attack them together?
That-that's a no.
I am so, so, so, so sorry!
Uh-huh.
And I will cook anything you want in here, and do anything in there!
Yeah you will! And, are you kiddin' me?!
Come on Monica, it's our Valentine's Day. Please? Please-please, please?
Okay.
My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine! You make me high over my heart!
So, are we going in there?
I am!!
You're look for laughable...
Ah-ha, nowhere to run!
I don't like sitting up here! I'm just gonna over...
No Rachel! They got here first!
Why is Ross doing that?
- DANGER!!!!
- Oh my God!
Why is he jumping on those women!
We should help him!
I... Well, I don't think they need any help.Hey! I just got uh, my teacher evaluations! Check out what this one student wrote,
"I loved Dr. Geller's class. Mind blowing lectures! Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the paleontology department!"
Ahh, Hotties of the Paleontology Department, there's a big selling calendar, eh?
Who wrote it?
Oh, I wish I knew, but the evaluations are all anonymous.
Oh hey, do you still have their final exams?
- Yeah.
- Oh, 'cause you can just match the evaluation to the exam with the same handwriting and boom,
there's your admirer.
A hot girl's at stake and all of the sudden he's Rain Man.
Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, why are we so sure that this is a girl?
It's a girl!
Anyway, it wou.. it wouldn't matter. Okay? Because I'm a teacher and she's a student.
Oh, is that against the rules?
- No, but it is frowned upon.
- I see.
Besides, there's a big age difference.
Oh, well think of it like this, when you're 90...
I know when I'm 90 she'll be like 80 and it won't seem like such a big difference.
No that's not what I was going to say at all.
No, what I was going to say is when you're 90 you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
floyal@orgio
Hey Chandler!
Y'know that girl you went to college with who-who became a movie director?
Oh yeah, Dana Keystone. She was in my Movement class.
What's a Movement class?
It's Chandler's way of pretending he didn't take mime.
Oh well listen, anyway she's directing the new Al Pacino movie.
You gotta get me an audition!
Oh, I don't know man. I haven't talked to her in like ten years.
No-no-no, please-please Chandler I-I-I would owe you so much!
You do owe me so much.
- You owe me three thousand, four hundred...
- Hey-hey dude,
why are you changing the subject? Why?
Will you make the call or what?
Oh okay, I'll-I'll try.
All right! Thanks! You're the best! Now listen, the last day of auditions is Thursday.
Okay? So I gotta get in there by Thursday. Okay? Just remember Thursday. Thursday.
Can you remember Thursday?
Yeah so, Tuesday?
Thursday!
Look if you need help remembering think of like this, the third day. All right?
Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when? Huh? What day? Thursday! The third day! Okay?!
- Thank you.
- Okay.
Hey Mon? I'm gonna check my messages.
You just thought of that in there?
Yeah sure, nature called, she wanted to see who else did.
Hello? Uh, Rachel.
Great, someone is in our apartment. Call the cops!
You're on the phone!
Oh my God! Oh my God! Thank you!
That was the fire department, there was a fire at our place!
Oh my God! How bad was it?
Well, he didn't say, but it was a fire. I'm guessing not very good.
- Come on, we gotta go!
- Come on!
What are you smiling about? What is so funny?
The part I want to audition for is a fireman, this is so meant to be!
Wow! It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester!
- Professor Geller?
- Yeah?
I wanted to say how much I enjoyed your class.
Oh thank you. Thanks very much. Ow!
Uh, I'm a little