ready to open yours?
- Yeah!
It's a sock bunny.
Yeah-yeah, you remember how I call you bunny?
Not really.
Well, I did one time, and-and I want to start doing it more. See that's what this is about.
I see. Y'know umm, Phoebe makes sock bunnies.
No! No, she doesn't. Uh Phoebe, what she makes? that’s uh...they're sock rabbits. They are completely different ..
Okay! Okay! Okay! I didn't make it! I'm sorry! I totally forgot about tonight and the fact that we're supposed to make the presents!
Oh, it's okay. I don't...
No-no, it's not okay! It's not! I mean you were just... You're so incredible! You went through all this time and effort to make this tape for me!
Y'know I'm just gonna...I, I am gonna make this up to you! I will! I-I am going to cook anything you want in here, and I am going to do
anything you want in there!
Well, I did put a lot of thought in the tape.
Wow! You are way to young to have seen that!
Oops!
Y'know, your birthday is in a month-and-a-half, what do you say I forget to get you a present for that too?
You are totally and completely 100% forgiven.
- We have got to wash that!
- Yeah!
Do you remember that jacket that you love so much, that you thought was too expensive?
You have done enough!
I wanna wake up early and go get it for you!
No you don't.. get it in black, not brown.
Oop, your cake is ready!
Oop!
Well, it's like that old saying, have some sex, eat some cake.
Hey Mon! Hey Chann! Just gettin' a soda!
Who the hell are you?!
I'm Joey! How are you doin'?!
No! No! No! No! No! How you doin'?! How you doin'?
Damnit Carl! Go wait in the hall!
Look, I got to apologize on the behalf of Carl.
Who the hell is Carl?!
Oh, did I not mention? Carl is a guy I hired to be my identical twin for a medical research project.
Y'know sometimes the good ideas are just right in front of you, aren't they?
Okay, I know it sounds crazy, but I think it might work. Y'know? The only problem is, Carl's acting is...
The only problem!
Yeah, he's the reason I didn't get that big Minute Maid commercial a couple of years ago remember?
We were supposed to be brothers, but he messed it up.
Hey, uh can I get a little piece of that cake?
Pizza!! We like Pizza!! Get out!!!
Pat Sajak?
Yep!
Alex Trebek?
Oh, of course!
Chuck Woolery?
Definitely! Phoebe, you will not find a single game show host, who's ass I cannot kick.
- Say it!
- Say we are unagi!
It's not something you are! It's something you have!
Say it!
Y'know what? I can easily get out of this, but there is a chance you can get very, very hurt!
All right Carl, we're next. Now remember, what is not gonna be?
- Another Minute Maid fiasco.
- That's right!
And what are you not gonna do?
- Well, I'm not gonna talk because...
- Damnit Carl!
Can I have the next one please? Joey and Tony Tribbiani.
That's us.
But uh, this is a study for identical twins.
That's right, $2,000.
But, you're not identical twins.
Damnit Carl!
Oh my good God.
Hey! Continuing the countdown of your favorite meals. Tonight, No. 3,
-macaroni and cheese with cut up hot dogs.
Look, you have done enough! Okay? You have to stop this now.
I will! But not tonight. For dinner music, I thought we could listen to that tape you made me.
Oh, the mixed tape.
The Way You Look Tonight is on here! Dance with me?
You are just the sweetest.
I love the way you look every night Chandler! That's why I made you this tape! Happy Birthday! Love Janice!
No! You're the sweetest!
Okay ladies, that ends today's class, and let's remember, let's be safe out there.
It's a great class.
- Thanks.
- Yeah, yeah, I was watching.
Umm, hey, a couple of questions though. Umm, about that-that-that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor,
what-what-what-what would you do next?
Well, she would take her keys and try to jam them...
No. No-no. No. What would you do next?
- Who? Me the attacker?
- Yes that's right.
Why?
I tired attacking two women, did not