calendar!
She was working on Valentine's Day so we're celebrating it tonight.
Ohh, hey! Why don't you book a date for both of you at one of those romantic spas?
Ooh, Joey, that's actually a really good idea!
And of course, crotchless panties.
Well appealing as that does sound to her boyfriend and her brother,
I can't do that we promised we'd make each other gifts this year.
- Aw, I love that.
- You guys!
You can't make crotchless panties? You take, you take a pair of scissors and you just cut...
Okay-okay-okay! So, making things. That sounds like so much fun.
Yeah, I thought so to until I paper mached one of my eyes shut.
Oh, I love paper mache! What did you make?
I made a...
- What is that?
- Nothing!
So what are you gonna do?
Well, have you guys made anything that maybe I can take credit for?
Ohh! I have! I have! I started making these little sock bunnies! Oh for crying out loud!
Hey, wait a minute! That is my sock!
Now, it's you little bunny friend.
This, this actually is a...
- Hey!
- Hey! Honey, can I ask you a question about the Valentine's Day gifts?
- Oh, yeah.
- Do we have to make the entire thing?
Yes! Why, did you? you forget to make yours?
Of course, of course not. I just have to uh, go over to the place where I-I made it and pick-pick it up.
Okay. Okay, I can't wait! This is going to be the best Valentine's Day ever!
I can't believe it! Make the presents! Make the presents!
What?
I'm just so excited to make the presents! Shoot!
Hi uh, I'm Joey Tribbiani and with all do respect I'd like to donate some fluids.
We're actually at the end of one of our research cycles, so we're not looking for applicants right now.
Oh that's too bad. I've kinda been saving up.
Uh, are you sure there's no studies I can participate in?
- Well, here's a schedule of what's coming up.
- Thanks.
Well but this one starts now.
Oh that one is available now, but only identical twins are eligible. It's a twins study.
But it's $2,000.
Sorry.
Well how about this one? Testing the effects of Joey Tribbiani on attractive nurse receptionists.
We already got the results back on that on, and they're not good.
- DANGER!!! DANGER!!!!!
- Ross!!!
What the hell was that?!
A lesson in the importance of unagi.
Ohh, you're a freak!!
Perhaps. Now I'm curious, at what point during those girlish screams would you have begun to kick my ass?
All right, so we weren't prepared!
I'm sorry I had to take such drastic measures to make my point, but I...look, I just want you guys to be safe.
DANGER!!!!!
Ahhh, huh? Unagi.
2,000 bucks is a lot of money. Oh, I wish I had a twin.
Where could I find someone who looks exactly like me?
Hey.
Chandler. I sensed it was you.
What?!
Unagi. I'm always aware.
Okay, are you aware unagi is an eel?
- What's up?
- I can't figure out what to make Monica.
Oh, why don't you make her one of your little jokes.
I'm going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here that looks homemade?
Y'know what? She'd-she'd love this. Uh, it's an exact replica of Apollo 8. I made it in the sixth grade.
Yeah, I guess I could use that. I could say that your love sends me to the moon.
Yeah-yeah, except Apollo 8 didn't actually land on the moon. But you-you-you could write that umm,
your love lets me orbit the moon twice and return safely.
Wait a minute, I can't give this to her.
Why not?
Because it says "Captain Ross" on the side and "I hate Monica" on the bottom.
Oh.
DANGER!!!!!
Ahhhhh, salmon skin roll.
Okay. Okay.
Yes honey, I made it myself.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
Oh! Oh! A mixed tape! A mixed tape!!
Hey! Hi! You uh, ready to exchange gifts?
Sure! Okay, you go first.
- Okay, come here! Come here.
- Okay!
Now, it's not wrapped because I just, just finished it.
Okay.
But I made you a tape of what I think are all romantic songs.
Oh, what a great gift! Is The Way You Look Tonight on it?!
Maybe we'll have to listen and see!
Oh, I love it! Thank you so much!
Okay!
- Okay, you