it would matter.
How could it not matter?!
How was I supposed to know we'd end up being friends after college,
let alone you-you would be living with my sister?
What about all that "friends forever" stuff?
I don't know, I-I was all high.
Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you were trying to get Ross stoned!
Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college and he blamed it on me!
Ross, I can't believe you'd do that!
The reason we haven't told them we're together is because they hate me,
okay? So will you fix this?
Okay, okay, I'll tell 'em it wasn't Chandler who got high.
Now who should I say it was?
You!
It's not like it's a big deal! You-you don't still do it or anything!
Alright, alright, now-now who should I say tricked me into doing it?
Dad, please don't pick your teeth out here!
Alright, and if you're gonna put your feet up, why don't you sit on the-
Monica, leave him alone!
Will you hurry up?
Did you not hear me before when I told you that all of Janine's friends are dancers?!
And that they're going to be drinking a lot!?
No, I did, but tell me again, because it's so romantic.
Well you're whippin' so slow! Can't you do it any faster?
Joey! Come on! I don't wanna make any mistakes, alright?
This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody's gonna be like
"Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?"
So why don't you just let me worry about making the trifle and you just worry about eating it, alright?
Oh I am!
Ross, if you don't tell them, then I will!
Okay, fine!
Ross! Can I talk to you for a second?
Oh, uh, can it wait a second Joey? I have to tell my parents something. No it can't? Okay.
Okay, look, I think we have to tell Rachel she messed up her dessert.
What?! What is with everybody? It's Thanksgiving, not...Truth-Day!
Look, when everyone eats that...that...Banana-Meat thing,
they're all gonna' make fun of her, do you want that?
Okay, okay, we'll just get everyone to act like they like it.
That-that way no one makes fun of her and we still get to go to Sweet Potato Pie!
Dude, they're not objects.
Just kiddin, I'll talk to them, you distract Rach.
Hey Rach, can I talk to you outside for a second?
Okay...
What's up, Ross?
So um...
Thanksgiving.
The holiday season is upon us, hm?
Yeah!
And um...You look nice today.
Oh no. No Ross, don't do this.
What?
I just-I don't think us getting back together is a good idea.
Eh?
I thought this might happen today. Ross, I know the holidays can be rough.
Y'know? And it's probably really hard for you to be alone right now.
You're alone.
No, I-I live with Phoebe.
I mean you're alone, alone.
And I just-it's just not the time for us. I'm sorry.
Ah well, can't blame a guy for trying!
Oh and Okay, and uh if anyone needs help pretending to like it, I learned something in acting class, try uh,
rubbing your stomach or
uh, or saying "mmm" and uh,
oh oh! And smiling, okay?
Yeah, I'm not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore.
Rachel, there you are! Come on, let's serve that dessert already!
Joey, you're gonna have to stop rushing me,
you know what? You don't get any dessert.
Really?
No, I'm just kidding I would never do that to you!
Okay, everybody, it's trifle time!
So, now, Rach, this is a traditional English trifle, isn't it?
It sure is.
Wow. So then did you make it with beef or Eggplant?
Beef.
I can't have any. You know I don't eat meat. Ohhh no.
Alright, Monica, I want you to have the first taste.
Really?
Oh oh oh, wait! You only got whipped cream in there! Ya gotta take a bite with all the layers!
Okay.
Op! Wait, you dropped a pea.
Well?
Mmmm!
It's good!
Really? How good?
It's so good, that I feel really selfish
about being the only one who's eating it,
that I think we should have everyone taste how good it is.
Especially Ross.
Mmm.
Yeah, this is so good,
that I'm gonna go enjoy it on the balcony
so that I can enjoy the view whilst I enjoy my dessert.
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