in the morning y'know I was just lying there and I couldn't wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you
I always y'know with a friend.
Chandler!
I know you probably don't want to go out with me, y'know
because I make too many jokes and I've never been in a serious relationship and I guess I'm not technically a "doctor..."
There was just one woman, wasn't there?
No, there were two.
Including me?
Oh yeah.
It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see...
One of them won't do it, but the second one will set you free...
Tell all your hate and anger, it's time to say good-bye...
And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die!
La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la...Hey, remember when I had a monkey?
Yeah.
Yeah, what, what was I thinking?
Hey! So, what's with the 20 percent tip? Did I do something wrong?
Twenty percent is a pretty generous tip Joe.
Y'know what's more generous than that?! Fifty percent!
- Y'know what's even more generous than that?!!
- I see where you're goin'!
What's up with the greed Joe?
All right, look I'm sorry you guys, but it's just that I gotta get these new head shots made. And they're really expensive, y'know?
I'm down to like three! Well, actually two 'cause one of 'em I kinda blackened in some teeth? Why did I do that?!
Well isn't there something you can do to earn a little extra money? I mean, can't-can't you pick up, I don't know, an extra shift here?
Or, y'know, I used to beg for money.
Of course it helps if you've got y'know a little of this goin' on. Wow! I still have it!
Oh, wait! Wait! Don't you have an audition today? Yeah! Maybe you'll get that job!
Oh, ha-ha-ha! Ooh! Wait a minute, I used to get medical experiments down on me all the time!
Ah, finally an explanation.
No-no! I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff, remember?
Let's see uh, well I don't want to donate sperm again.
I really prefer doing that at the home office y'know? Ooh-ooh, maybe they want like some of my blood or-or spit or something, huh?
- Joey!
- Yeah?
What did I tell you about talking to your friends while you're working?
Uhh do it?
That guy has been waiting for his coffee for ten minutes! He's complained about you three times!
Well, where was I?
floyal@orgio
- Hi!
- Hey!
Hey, what have you guys been up to?
Ohh! We went to a self-defense class today!
- Wow!
- Yeah, kicking a guy in the crotch all morning really takes it out of ya!
Takes it out of you?
- Now, we can kick anybody's ass!
- Yeah!
After one class? I don't think so.
What? You wanna see me self-defend myself?! Go over there and pretend you're a sexual predator! Go on! I dare ya!!
Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, that's not enough.
Look, I studying kara-tay for a long time, and there's a concept you should really be familiar with. It's what the Japanese call
-unagi.
Isn't that a kind of sushi?
- No, it's a concept!
- Yeah it is! It is! It's freshwater eel!
All right, maybe it means that too...
Ohh! I would kill for a salmon skin roll right now!
Y'know what? Fine! Get attacked! I don't even care!
Come on Ross. We're sorry. Please tell us what it is.
Unagi is a state of total awareness. Okay? Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you!
You mean in case someone is trying to steal your bamboo sleeping mat or your kettle of fish?
All I'm saying is, it's one thing being prepared for an attack against like each other;
whole another story being prepared for an attack, I don't know, like a surprise!!
All right, you know that one was coming, but that doesn't mean you have unagi.
- Ooh! Y'know what? If we made reservations, we could have unagi in about a half-hour.
- Y'know what...
Hey-hey, is Monica here?
No.
Okay, look I need your help, I don't know what to get her for Valentine's Day.
Well, Valentine's Day was like two weeks ago, so I wouldn't get her a