happen for you.
Oh really? When? Do you wanna do it with me?
Okay.
I was kidding.
So was I.
Joey, you're such an amazing actor! How do you know where Dr. Drake Remoray leaves off and Joey Tribbiani begins?
Well, with Dr. Drake they always tell me what to say. And with Joey, I pretty much have to make it up on my own.
Wow! Tell me something Joey.. Whoa!
I just fell right off the couch there.
Yeah you did.
Okay.
Here you go. Let me ask you a question.
Yeah?
When was the last time someone told you just how beautiful you are?
Wow! I can't, I can't feel my hands.
Come, come here.
Chandler: We can't do this.
No!
- Oyster?
- Yeah!
If-if-if we did do this there would be a lot of pressure on me, y'know? Because you've been waiting a very long time and I wouldn't want to disappoint you.
Yeah but see I have nothing to compare it too. So even if you're horrible, how would I know?
I do like that.
It's harder for me! I have those four other women to compete with!
Well, if it helps there were only three. So it would just be for tonight, right?
Absolutely! It would just be one friend helping out another friend.
Stop it! We're doing this! Let's do it!
- Noo!! Okay!!
- Okay!
Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?
I have some moves.
I have no moves.
Okay, whatcha doin' there?! Oh y'know what? I'm sorry, this is just too weird.
Yeah, let's just forget it.
What if I turn out the lights?
Okay!
Oh yeah.
Chandler?
Yeah?
That's the couch.
Oh my God!
I know! I'll tell you something, we are gonna do that again!
Oh, okay!
Morning!
Oh right.
Yeah.
Oh God. Oh I can't believe Joey Tribbiani heard me throw up!
Well he actually saw you a little bit too.
Noo! Oh God we did? we didn't, we didn't uhh...
No! No! No, not after seeing that.
God I'm just a horrible person.
Wh-why?
Because I'm married. That's right, I am a married woman! And I came to a TV star's apartment to have an affair! Uck!
That's ridiculous! I'm not a "Star," just a regular famous actor.
Yeah and I'm a horrible, horrible person.
Rachel, would you stop saying that?! Hey-hey look, remember on the show when-when Caprice was dying and she gave me...
The ring from the cave, yeah.
Wow! Uh okay, well uh...
Oh my God, they let you keep that stuff?!
Sure! As long as they don't find out you can keep whatever you want! And I want you to have it.
No! No-no-no...
Yes! Yes!! And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a good person. Okay, you've had the chance to cheat, and ..
with me, but you didn't. And that's what this ring stands for.
But I thought that ring stood for Caprice's undying love for her brother.
Look, do you want the ring or not?!
Yeah!
Hey!
- Hey! - Look at you! You're up!
- All right!
I thought I'd try to take a walk. Would you pour me some water? I'll be back soon.
Whoa-whoa-whoa! You're not gonna use the pay phone to call work, are ya?
No. I've learned my lesson.
Let's go! Come on! Move it! Come on! Shoes! Briefcase! Thanks Lou, good luck with the gall bladder.
Hey Joe did... Did you ever have a threesome?
Well uh, look Ross I uh, I think Carol's great and I'm sure you're a very attractive man, but I...
No! The reason I'm asking is that... I sorta had one last night.
- You?
- Yeah!
Wow!
Yeah!
All right! So, was it amazing?
It was, it was okay.
Just okay? Did you do it right?!
Look, it's just did, did you ever go to a party and think, "Would really anyone miss me if I weren't here?"
Huh. But still Ross, you're worst day with two women, pretty much better than any other day! Y'know what I mean?
Oh-oh, absolutely!
It's just, my part seemed to be over pretty quickly and then, and then there was a lot of waiting around.
But you got to be with both of them, right?
Not-not really. Th-th-there was just Carol.
- Not the other one?
- No, she kept kicking me away!
- Yeah, you don't want that.
- No!
- Well hey, at least you got to see a lot of stuff, right?
- Oh I a lot of stuff!
- You got a