fun, huh? Me hopping in on you in the shower there.
Yeah! And maybe someday we could get a place with two bathrooms.
Look Carol umm, I was, I was thinking maybe uh, maybe we can spice things up a little.
What do you mean?
Carol our sex life is? it’s just not working...
Dad!!
Hey there little fella! Hey, uh-hey, why don't we get some shoes on ya, huh? Hey, why don't you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! Yay!!
Yay!
Yay! Seriously, our sex life... I was thinking, maybe
I don't know, we could try some-some new things. Y'know? For fun?
Like what?
Well I don't know umm, what if we were too tie each other up?
Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. Nah! Umm, y'know we-we could try dirty talk?
Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
I love that idea!
Who sold a story to Archie Comics?!
Oh my God! That's great! Oh wow! You're a published writer! I wish I had a present for you!
Aww.
Wait a minute! My last Kit-Kat bar!
You wanna share it?
Okay!!
Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know you're mad, but I just want to say I'm sorry.
I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line.
Uh, I just I hate pulp! Y'know? I mean, y'know how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?
It's not mayonnaise!!
Yeah, o-o-o-o-okay anyway, I just wanted to say I'm sorry. Here.
What's this?
Fresh squeezed orange juice, with pulp! Just the way you like it.
Aww, thanks man.
Hey Joey, Chandler sold a story to Archie Comics!
Oh my God! That's great! Congratulations! What's the story?!
Oh you wouldn't uh, care. It's just a stupid comic book story.
Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang!
Well uh, Archie needs money to fix his jalopy, uh but he doesn't want Reggie to just give him the money.
So Reggie hires him as his assist? as his butler.
And then makes him do all these crazy things like bring him milkshakes that can't have lumps in them.
Wait a minute. That sounds a little familiar! Did they already do that one? 'Cause I think I read it!
Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?
Yeah, a lot. A lot, a lot!
Ohh! And I'm one of them!! Wow! Oh, I just cannot believe this! I mean, Joey Tribbiani!
Well, y'know it's none of my business, but aren't you married?
Yeah. Oh I just wish we could not be married for a little bit!
Y'know I just wish we could be like on a break!
Well, you're not.
Oh, it's so easy for you I mean, you're not married, you get to have sex with who ever you want!
Yeah I can! And don't think I don't, because I do! I mean all the time, you betcha!
Monica. You've, you've done it right?
Of course I have! What do you think, I'm some 30 year old virgin?
Oh my God! You're a 30 year old virgin!
Say it louder, I don't think the guy all the way in the back heard you!
Guy All the Way in the Back: Yeah, I heard it.
It's not like, I haven't any opportunities. I mean, y'know, I'm just waiting for the perfect guy. I'm seeing this guy Roger, all right? He's not perfect, but umm,
I think maybe I should just get it over with. Y'know, give him my flower.
Oh my God!! Do it!! Honey, you've waited long enough!!
Y'know what? You are right?!
Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal!
There shouldn't be all this rules and restrictions! Y'know, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever...
Rachel! I'm never gonna think it's okay for you to cheat on your husband!
Oh what do you know? Virgin!
Phoebe, why is smoke coming out of the bathroom?!
Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects.
Phoebe! Put that cigarette out!
No! It's not a cigarette! The smoke is coming out of me!
Put it out!!
Okay! Okay! I'm so glad you're here.
Come on. I got it.
Oh, give it to me.
I got it!
Give it!
Hello? No she can't come to the phone right now.
Oh, right no problem. Okay, bye-bye.
Was it my work? Were they mad? Was it Jack? Did he yell?!
J-j-just relax, nobody yelled.