pet fox.
Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, we'd still hang out?
floyal@orgio
Fat Monica!
Rachel is still a shop-aholic and with Barry.
Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones.
Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie.
Chandler trying to write.
Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed.
This is an alternate universe.
Oh my God! Rachel Green?
Rob Tillman!
No-no. It's-it's me, Ross!
Oh, I'm sorry. Ross Tillman.
No, no-no, Ross Geller.
Ohh, of course Monica's brother!
Yeah. Right.
Wow! How are you?!
Good-good, I'm-I'm married.
Ohh! Me too!
Is-isn't it the best?
Oh, it's the best!
So, umm how's Monica?
Oh really, really great! Yeah! A-actually she's right down the street, umm, do-do you know what? You should stop bye and say hi.
Ohh, I would love too.
Yeah? Oh-oh, she'd be so excited!
Ohh! Okay!
Come on!
Oh wait, don't you have to pay for your, Busty Ladies?
No, it's okay. Some-some kid asked me to pick it up for him, but I don't...
Oh yeah? Okay.
So Monica, still going out with Dr. Boring huh?
He's not boring! He's just-he's just low key.
Here we go, one Hazelnut Latte.
Thanks.
Yeah. Y'know, the hazelnut actually not a nut, it's a seed.
Wow!!
Can anyone else name a well known seed that's been masquerading as a nut?
Oh dear God, let me think.
Hey.
Hey.
Oh no! What's the matter?
Oh I just got another rejection letter. They said my writing was funny, just not "Archie Comic funny."
Y'know what honey? I got to get back to the hospital.
Okay.
Okay.
Bye-bye. Oh uh, by the way, the answer is, the Brazil nut.
Was his question what's more boring than him?
Hey man, look sorry about that Archie thing. Do uh, do you need me to give you some money?
Hey, I may have no money, but I still have my pride.
Really?
Ehh.
Maybe Joey doesn't have to give you the money, TV stars have assistants right?
That's an idea! Hey, if I hired an assistant, would-would you take money from her?
No Joey! Chandler could be your assistant! See, he could answer all of your fan mail and stuff!
That's great! That would be great! Let's do that!
I could use the money; it could give me time to write.
Oh right great! Welcome aboard!
Okay!
All right! Now hey, I need to use the bathroom. Since I don't need any assistance in there, take a break!
All right!
Hey!
Hey Phoebe! Guess what?
What?
Joey just hired Chandler to be his assistant!
Ohh that's so sweet! Oh! Hang on! Hang onnnnnn!!!
Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, it's a number! It comes after 4-9!!
No, it's okay. It's okay, you're allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired.
Hey Mon!
Hey!
Mon, look who I ran into!
Oh my God! Rachel!! You look terrific!
Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight?
You are so sweet to notice! Yes, I lost three and a half pounds!
And, and uh, you-you remember my friend Chandler.
- Hey.
- Oh yeah.
- And that's Phoebe over there!
- Hi!
Oh my God, sit down! Sit down! How long as it been since we've seen each other?
1987, the day after Christmas, at Sean McMahon's party. I played you one of my songs, y'know Interplanetary Courtship Ritual.
Oh yeah. Right. So now, are? do you, do you still do music?
Sometimes, you should come over sometime! I'll play you one of my other...
Oh my God! Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives, just walked in here!
Rach, he's a friend of ours.
You are friends with Dr. Drake Remoray?
Well it's kinda hard to be friends with Drake because of his busy schedule and the fact that he's not real.
Hey-hey, or I could bring my keyboard over here sometime!
He's coming over! He's coming over!
Joey!
I know, here-here!!
Ohhh! No! This is my friend Rachel, we went to High School together.
Hi!
Hi! I love you on that show! I watch you everyday!
I mean, when you took out your own kidney to save your ex-wife even though she tired to kill you...
Well, it's always nice to meet the fans.
Ah!
She's