gonna go anywhere, you said you were gonna eat here, and you're gonna eat here!
Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very Thanksgivingy.
Oh, but-but it is, uh, it's just like the first Thanksgiving, when the Indians and the Pilgrims uh,
sat down to dinner.
Yeah, yeah, and the Indians taught the Pilgrims what it meant to be hot in the new world!
- Hello everybody!
-  Hi!
Hi!
Dad, Mom.
Look! Look who it is it's Chandler!
Oh yes of course, hello Chandler.
Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!
Whoa, snowing out there?
No.
Monica, all this food looks wonderful, you should think about doing this for a living.
Ok, I have dandruff. There's no need to laugh and point.
Dad, Chandler was just laughing at your joke.
My joke wasn't funny.
Rach, Rach, I just remembered. I had a dream about Mr. Geller last night.
Really?!
Yeah, I dreamt that he saved me from a burning building and he was so brave and so strong!
And it's making me look at him totally differently.
Y'know, I mean he used to be just, y'know "Jack Geller Monica and Ross's dad" and
now he's he's "Jack Geller, dream hunk."
I dunno. Y'know to me he'll always be "Jack Geller, walks in while you're changing."
Y'know dad, Chandler is one of Ross's very best friends!
Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, y'know I've always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection
on his father.
I always thought that too. Tell me, what does your father do?
He's the headliner of a gay burlesque show.
Rach, you're killin' us here, will ya serve the dessert already? Those drunken dancers are waiting!
Look at it, isn't it beautiful?
Yeah, yeah, what is it?
It's a truffle. It's got all of these layers.
First there's a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard,
which I made from scratch,
then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions,
then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!
W-What was the one right before bananas?
The beef?
Yeah, that was weird to me, too.
But then, y'know, I thought "well, there's mincemeat pie," I mean that's an English dessert,
these people just put very strange things in their food, y'know.
- Oh! by the way, can I borrow some Rum from your place?
-  Y-sure!
And while I'm gone don't you boys sneak a taste.
Okay.
Beef in a dessert?! I-
no no no, there is no way!
I know, and only one layer of jam?!
What is up with that?
Oh my God, the pages are stuck together!
Chandler!
Oh My God, she-she made half a English Trifle, and half a...Sheperd's Pie!
Oh man! Now she's gonna start all over! We're never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the new world!
No, no, we will. We just won't tell her she messed up.
Just let her serve the beef-custard thing?
Yeah, it'll be like a funny Thanksgiving story!
Vomiting stories are funny...
Joey, God, your apartment is like a hundred degrees!
Did-did it make you wanna walk around in your underwear?
No!
Still not hot enough!
- Rachel?
-  Yeah?
Okay, look at him.
Look at those strong hands.
Oh what I wouldn't give to be that can of condensed milk.
Mom, uh, Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is.
Oh, thank you Chandler! I just bought it.
Oh, yes. Well it's very beautiful. It's cream-colored and tight
I don't mean tight, I mean it's not too tight, not that I was looking at-
What's the matter with him?
I think he's stoned again.
- What?
-  What?
Dude, I need to talk to you a sec.
Okay, I think I might know why my parents don't like you.
You do? Why?
Okay, remember, we were young.
- Hey
-  Spring break, sophomore year, I got high in my bedroom and my parents walked in and smelled it
and so I told them that you had gotten stoned and jumped out the window.
What?! Why did you do that?
I don't know,
aheh, yours was the first name that-that popped into my head, I'm I'm sorry. I-I didn't think