think I've ever heard.
Really? I've heard better.
Wait, wait, he came up with that himself. Tell them, Chandler.
I'm out of words. Should I just say the whole thing again?
Look, I am not high maintenance. I am not. Chandler!
You're a little high maintenance.
Ahhh! You are on my list.
I'm sorry. You're not easy-going, but you're passionate, and that's good. And when you get upset about the little things,
I think that I'm pretty good about making you feel better about that. And that's good too. So, they can say that you're high maintenance, but it's okay, because I like
... maintaining you.
I didn't even tell him to say that. All right you're off my list.
I'm off the list.
Phoebe, it's okay that you don't want me to be your girlfriend because I have the best boyfriend.
Y'know, suddenly I find you very attractive.
Hey, buddy boy, how'd the audition go?
Not good, no. I didn't get the part, and I lost my job here, so ...
Wow! That is a bad audition.
How-how did you lose your job here?
Well, I had the audition but Gunther said I had to stay here and be in charge so he could go get his hair dyed. So, I went anyway, and then he fired me.
He left work in the middle of the day to do a personal errand and left you in charge when you've been working here two days? That's not, that's not right.
Yeah, what are ya gonna do?
Joey, you can't let him get away with that. Ya know what, I'm not going to let him get away with that. I'm going to say something to him? No, I really shouldn't say anything?
No, I should say something to him.
Gunther, I want you to give Joey his job back. That is really not fair that you have to fire him...
Okay.
What?
He can have his job back.
That's right, he can have his job back. I'm glad we got that all straightened out.
There you go, Joey, you got your job back.
That's great. Thanks Rach.
Yeah, pretty nice, huh? Now who's a pushover?
Rach, you're in my seat.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Hey, I never got to hear who you guys would pick to be your girlfriend.
I pick you, Phoebe.
Oh, yeah. Definitely you, Pheebs.
Yeah, well, I kinda thought.
Hey.
Hey. Oh, I have a question. If-if-if one of you had to pick one of the other two guys to go out with, who would you pick?
- No way.
- I'm not answering that.
Joey!
No way. I'm not answering that.Okay Rach, that muffin and espresso, $4.50. Ross, double latte, $2.75.
Chandler, coffee and a scone, $4.25. And Pheebs, herbal tea, $1.25.
So, all together that's ... $12.75.
This coming from the man who couldn't split our 80 dollar phone bill in half.
Hi!
Hi!
How much do I owe you for the muffin and the latte?
Oh that's on the house courtesy of Joey Tribbiani.
Oh great! Well, tell him thanks. And since uh, Joey seems like such a nice guy, maybe we could go on a date sometime?
Well, he's not used to women being so forward with him; but uh, I good check with him? He says it's okay.
Great! Thanks! Bye-bye!
Hey Joey, how come our stuff isn't free?
It will be when you look like that in a tight skirt! This is great! I'm getting more dates than ever!
Wait a minute, you're only giving free stuff away to the pretty girls?
Yeah Joey that is so gross!
How about a scone on the house baby?
I'm pretty.
floyal@orgio
Hey does anyone have any gum?
Oh I do!
Oh, y'know what? No.
Wait a second. I know it's in here somewhere.
Y'know what? I'm good! I'm good!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at work?
Ugh, they sent me home. They said I can't work if I'm sick.
Ohh!
I'm so sorry you're sick.
I'm not sick!! I don't get sick! Getting sick is for weaklings and for pansies!
Honey, no one thinks you're a pansy, but we do think you need a tissue.
I have not been sick in over three years!
I'm gonna grab you some tissue.
I don't need a tissue! I'm fine-d!
When you put a 'D' at the end of 'Fine' you're not fine.
I'm fine-d. I'm fine-d! Y'know, it's a really hard word to say.
Yes?
Hi, is Rachel here? I'm her sister.
Oh my God,