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thing now.
Oh! Well, um..You've got plugs!
Careful! They haven't quite taken yet.
And you've got lenses!
But you hate sticking yourfinger in your eye!
Not for her.
Listen, I really wanted to thank you.
See, about a month ago, I wanted to hurt you.
More than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life.
And I'm an orthodontist.
You know, you were right?
I mean, I thought wewere happy. We weren't happy.
But with Mindy,now I'm happy.
Anyway, um,I guess this belongs to you.
And thank you for givingit to me.
Well, thank you for giving it back.
Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?
Helen Geller? I don't think so.
Hello? It's not gonna be Helen Geller.
Thank you!
No, I mean it's not Geller.
What, it's gonna be Helen Willick?
No, actually, um, we talked about Helen Willick-Bunch.
Well, wait a minute, wha- why is she in the title?
It's my baby too.
Oh, 's'funny, really? Um, I don't remember youmaking any sperm.
Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!
All right, you two, stop it!
No no no, she gets a credit, hey, I'm in there too.
Ross. You're not actually suggesting Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller?
'Cause I think that borders on childabuse.
Of course not, I'm... suggesting Geller-Willick-Bunch.
Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing?
He knows no-one's gonna say all those names,
so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets hisway!
My way?! You-you think this is my way?
Believe me,of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in mylife being,
this is not my way- y'know what? Uh, um,this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do-
Knock knock!How are we today? Any nausea?
Yeah. Yeah. A little.
Well, I was just wondering about the mother-to-be,
but.. thanks for sharing.Uh, lie back..
You- uh- y'know what, I'm gonna go.
I don't- I don't think I can be involved in thisparticular thing right now.
Oh my God.
Look at that.
I know.
Well? Isn't that amazing?
What are we supposed to be seeing here?
I dunno, but.. I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.
You know, if you tilt your head to the left, and relaxyour eyes, it kinda looks like an old potato.
Then don't do that, alright?
Monica. Whaddya think?
Wh- are you welling up?
You are, you're welling up.
Am not!
You're gonna be an aunt.
Oh shut up!
Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine.
I-I sawBarry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no,it's okay.
I hope you two are very happy, I really do.
Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out,
and you guys end up getting married and havingkids- and everything-
I just hope they have his oldhairline and your old nose.
Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so muchbetter now.Hi guys!
Hey, Pheebs! Hi!
Hey. Oh, oh, how'd it go?
Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said 'We should do this again!'
Ohh. Ouch.
What? He said 'we should do it again', that's good, right?
Uh, no. Loosely translated 'We should do this again' means 'You will never see me naked'.
Since when?
Since always. It's like dating language. Y'know, like 'It's not you' means 'It is you'.
Or 'You're such a nice guy' means 'I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you'.
Or, or, y'know, um, 'I think we should see other people' means 'Ha, ha, I already am'.
And everybody knows this?
Yeah. Cushions the blow.
Yeah, it's like when you're a kid,
and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.
That's funny, that, no, because, uh, our parents actually did, uh, send our dog off to live on a farm.
Uh, Ross.
What? Wh- hello? The Millners' farm in Connecticut?
The Millners, they had this unbelievable farm, they had horses,
and, and rabbits that he could chase and it was- it w- .....
Oh my God, Chi Chi!
"So how does it feel knowing you're about to die?"
"Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. But you'll have to live with the knowledge that
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