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hope Barry doesn't kill you and eat you in Aruba.
You okay?
Y'know, ever since I ran out on Barry at the wedding,
I have wondered whether I made the right choice.
And now I know.
Big day.
All right, I'll give you this, Mr. Peanut is a better dresser.
I mean he's got the monocle, he's got the top hat...
You know he's gay?
I just wanna clarify this are you outing Mr. Peanut?
Danielle! Hi! Uh- everybody, this is Danielle, Danielle, everybody.
- Hi.
- Hi.
What are you doing here?
Well, I've been calling you, but it turns out I had your number wrong.
And when I finally got the right one from Information,
there was no answer. So I thought I'd just come down here, and make sure you were okay.
...I'm, I'm okay.
Listen uh, maybe we could get together later?
That sounds good. I'll call you- or you call me, whatever...
- You got it.
- Okay.
- G'bye, everybody.
- Bye.
- Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah, there you go!
Second date!
...I dunno.
You don't know?!
Well, she seems very nice and everything,
but that whole thing about her coming all the way down here, just to see if I was okay?
I mean,... how needy is that?The One With The Fake Monica
How could someone get a hold of your credit card number?
I have no idea.But look how much they spent!
Monica, would you calm down?The credit card people said that you only have to pay for the stuff that you bought.
I know.It's just such reckless spending.
I think when someone steals your credit card, they've kind of alreadythrown caution to the wind.
Wow, what a geek.They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.
That's me.
Oh!The yuk! Ross, he's doing it again!
Marcel, stop humping the lamp!
Stop humping! Now Marcel, come back-
come here, Marcel-
Oh no, not in my room! I'll get him.
Ross, you've got to do something about the humping.
What? It's, it's just a phase.
Well, that's what we said about Joey...
Would you all relax?It's not that big a deal.
Stop it! Marcel! Bad monkey!
Let's just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious.
Oh, Monica.You are not still going over that thing.
This woman's living my life.
She's living my life, and she's doing it better than me!
Look at this,look.
She buys tickets for plays that I wanna see.
She, she buys clothes from stores thatI'm intimidated by the sales people.
She spent three hundred dollars on art supplies.
You're not an artist.
Yeah, well I might be if I had the supplies!
I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't.
Oh, Monica, c'mon, you do cool things.
Oh really?Okay, let's compare, shall we.
Oh, it's so late for 'Shall we'...
Do I go horseback riding in the park?Do I take classes at the New School?
This is so unfair!She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have mymother.
How about Joey... Pepponi?
No, still too ethnic.
My agent thinks I should have a name that's moreneutral.
Joey... Switzerland?
Plus, y'know, I think it should be Joe.
Y'know, Joey makes me sound likeI'm, I dunno, this big.  Which I'm not.
Stalin, Stalin...do I know that name?It sounds familiar.
Well, it does not ring a bell with me
Joe Stalin.
Y'know, that's pretty good.Might wanna try Joseph.
Joseph Stalin.
I think you'd remember that!Oh yes!
Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin.Joseph Stalin is theFiddler on the Roof.
- Hey. - Hey.
- Hi.
Hi, uh, yes, this is Monica Geller.
Um, I believe I'm taking some classes with you and I was wondering what they were.
What are you doing?
Alright, great.
Thanks a lot.  I'm going to tap class.
What, what, so that you can dance with the woman that stole your credit card?
This woman's got my life, I should get to see who she is.
Go to the post office!I'm sure her picture's up!
Okay, Monica, y'know what, honey, you're kinda losing it here!I mean, this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing.
This is madness.It's madness, I tell you, for the love of God,Monica, don't do it!! ...
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