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and your puzzles...
Look, there are people like Ross who need to shootfor the stars,
with his museum, and his papersgetting published.
Other people are satisfied withstaying where they are-
I'm telling you, these arethe people who never get cancer.
...And I read about these women trying to have it all,
and I thank God 'Our Little Harmonica' doesn't seemto have that problem.
So, Ross, what's going on with you?
Any stories?No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
Okay! Okay.
Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wonderingwhat exactly happened between Carol and me, and,
so, well, here's the deal.
Carol's a lesbian.
She's living with a woman named Susan.
She's pregnantwith my child,
and she and Susan are going to raisethe baby.
And you knew about this?!
Your folks are really that bad, huh?
Well, y'know, these people are pros.
They knowwhat they're doing,
they take their time, they get thejob done.
Boy, I know they say you can't change yourparents,...
boy, if you could--I'd want yours.
Must pee.
Y'know, it's even worse when you're twins.
You're twins?
Yeah. We don't speak.
She's like this high-powered,driven career type.
What does she do?
She's a waitress.
All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now.
Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't haveany of this.
Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend,who... my parents actually preferred.
The lights, please..
...How long was I in there?
I'm just cleaning up.
D'ya.. uh.. d'ya need any help?
Uh.. okay, sure! Thanks!
Anyway.. um..So, you- uh- you nervous about Barry tomorrow?
Oh.. a little..
Mm-hmm..
A lot.
Mm.
So, got any advice?
Y'know, as someone who'srecently been- dumped?
Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word'dumped'.
Chances are he's gonna be this, thisbroken shell of a man, y'know,
so you should trynot to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard.
Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll giveBarry back his ring,
and you can go with Carol and Susan to theOB/GYN...
Oh, you've got Carol tomorrow.. When did it get socomplicated?
Got me.
Remember when we were in high school together?
Yeah.
I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meetsomone, fall in love- and that'd be it?
..Ross?
Yes, yes!
Oh! Man, I never thought I'd be here..
Me either...
Sorry I'm late, I was stuck at work. There was thisbig dinosaur.. thing.. anyway.
Hi.
Ross, you remember Susan.
How could I forget?
Ross.
Hello, Susan.Good shake. Good shake.
So, uh, we're just waitingfor...?
Dr. Oberman.
..Dr. Oberman. Okay. And is he-
She.
-she, of course, she- uh- familiar with our.. specialsituation?
Yes, and she's very supportive.
Okay, that's great.
No, I'm- Oh.
Thanks.
Quack, quack..
Ross? That opens my cervix.
Barry?
C'mon in.
Are you sure?
Yeah! It's fine, it's fine. Robbie's gonna be here forhours.
Huh?!
So, how ya doin?
I'm- uh- I'm okay... You look great!
Yeah, well..
Dr. Farber, Jason Greenstein's gagging.
Be right there.Be back in a sec.
I dumped him.
Okay.
So, um- so how's this, uh, how's this gonna work?
Y'know, with us? Y'know, when, like, importantdecisions have to be made?
Give me a 'for instance'.
Well, uh, uh, I don't know, okay, okay, how aboutwith the, uh, with the baby's name?
Marlon-
Marlon?!
-if it's a boy, Minnie if it's a girl.
...As in Mouse?
As in my grandmother.
Still, you- you say Minnie, you hear Mouse. Um,how about, um.. how about Julia?
Julia..
We agreed on Minnie.
totally, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the rest ofour lives together.
Things change, roll with thepunches.
I believe Julia's on the table..?
Sorry about that.
So. What have you been up to?
Oh, not much. I-I got a job.
Oh, that's great.
Why are- why are you so tanned?
Oh, I, uh- I went to Aruba.
Oh no. You went on our honeymoon alone?
No. I went with, uh.. Now, this may hurt.
Me?!
No!
I went with Mindy.
Mindy?! My maid of honour, Mindy?!
Yeah, well, uh, we're kind of a
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