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a phone.
Yes, it's working! Why isn't she calling me back?
Maybe she never got your message.
Y'know, if you want, you can call her machine,
and if she has a lot of beeps, that means she probably didn't get her messages yet.
- Y'don't think that makes me seem a little...- ...desperate, needy, pathetic?
Ah, you obviously saw my personal ad.
- How many beeps?
- She answered.
Y'see, this is where you'd use that 'hello' word we talked about.
I'm not gonna talk to her, she obviously got my message and is choosing not to call me.
Now I'm needy and snubbed.
God, I miss just being needy.
- Hey!
- Hi!
How'd he take it?
Pretty well, actually...
Uh, Rach...
how come you have dental floss in your hair?
- Oh, do I?
- Uh huh.
We ended up having sex in his chair.
You had sex in his chair?!...
I said that a little too loudly, didn't I?
You-you had what?
Sex in his chair.
What, uh... what were you thinking?
I don't know! I mean, we still care about each other.
There's a history there. 'S'like you and Carol.
No! No no, it is nothing like me and Carol!
Please. If she said to you, "Ross, I want you on this couch, right here, right now,"
what would you say?
If it helps, I could slide over.
It's, it's, it's, uh, a totally diferent situation! It's, it's apples and oranges,
it's, it's orthodontists and lesbi- I gotta go.
Where are you going?
I just have to go, all right? Do I need a reason?
Huh? I mean I have things to do with my life, I have a jam packed schedule,
and I am late- for keeping up with it. Okay?
Hello? Hello?
Hi! Hey, how are you?
Yes, yes, I've heard, congratulations, that is so great.
Really? Oh. Okay. Okay, well I'm working tomorrow,
but if you want you can, you can, you can come by and...
Okay... Great... Great...
All right, so I'll, so I'll see you tomorrow!
Okay.. Okay... Bye.
Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.
So how's Mindy?
Oh, she wants to see me tomorrow...Oh, she sounded really weird, I gotta call Barry...
Hi, it's me, I just..
Mindy!! Mindy! Hi! No, I figured that's where you'd be!
Hell is filled with people like you.
He's back! The peeper's back!
Get down!
Get down?
...And boogie!
Thanks, but I gotta go to work and get my eyes scratched out by Mindy.
Relax. Y'know, she may not even know.
Please. I haven't heard from her in seven months,
and now she calls me? I mean, what else is it about?
Oh! She was my best friend, you guys! We went to camp together...
- she taught me how to kiss..
- Yeah?
And now, y'know, I'm like... I'm like the other woman! I feel so..
Right, I'll see you guys later...
Oh, hold up, I'll walk out with you.
Now, Rach, when she taught you to kiss, you were at camp, and.. were you wearing any kinda little uniform, or-
That's fine, yeah...
Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Will you watch my phone?
Why don't you just take it with you?
Hey, we haven't been on a second date, she needs to hear me pee?
Why don't you just call her?
I can't call her, I left a message! I have some pride.
Do you?No!
Danielle, hi! It's, uh, it's Chandler!
I'm fine.
Uh, listen, I don't know if you tried to call me, because, uh, idiot that I am,
I accidentally shut off my phone.
Oh, uh, okay, that's fine, that's great. Okay.
She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back.
She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back, she's on the other line, gonna call me back...
Don't you have to pee?
'S'why I'm dancing...
Hey, you.
Hey, you....
So, what's up?
Um.. we should really be sitting for this.
Sure we should... So.
Now, I know things've been weird lately, but you're like my oldest friend in the world...
Except for maybe Laurie Schaffer, who I don't talk to anywhere,
'cause she's all bitter now that she lost the weight and it turns out she doesn't have a pretty face.
....Okay, I'm just gonna ask you this once, and I want a straight answer.
Will you be my maid of honour?
- Of course!
- Oh that's so great!
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