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exactly like me' part...
But she said she's looking for someone, and someone is gonna be there tonight.
'Tonight' tonight
Well, I think it's perfect. Y'know, it's just gonna be the two of us, she spent all day taking care of my monkey...
I can't remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey.
Anyway, I figured after work I'd go pick up a bottle of wine, go over there and, uh,
try to woo her.
Hey, y'know what you should do?
You should take her back to the 1890's, when that phrase was last used.
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Now, now the one in the feather boa, that's Dr. Francis. Now, she used to be a man.
Okay, now look, see, there's Raven. We hate her.
We're glad she's dying. Okay-
Wh- wh- Marcel, are you playing with Monica's shoes? You know you're not supposed to pl-
whoah. Marcel, did you poo in the shoe?
Marcel, bad monkey! Oh! Oh!
Sorry, Barry. Little engagement gift. I'm sure you didn't register for that.
Who died? Who died?
Roll him over! Oh, c'mon, roll him over!
Oh...! Well, we know it wasn't Dexter, right Marcel? Because-
Marcel? Marc-
How could you lose him?
I don't know. We were watching TV, and then he pooped in Monica's shoe-
Wait. He pooped in my shoe?
Which one?
I don't know. The left one.
Which ones?
Oh. Oh, those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything.
- Hey.
- Hi.
Whoah, ooh, why is the air in here so negative?
Rachel lost Marcel.
- Oh no, how?
- He- he pooped in my shoe.
Which one?
Those cute little black ones I wear all the time.
No, which one? The right or left?
'Cause the left one is lucky...
C'mon, you guys, what're we gonna do, what're we gonna do?
Alright alright. You're a monkey. You're loose in the city. Where do you go?
Okay, it's his first time out, so he's probably gonna wanna do some of the touristy things.
I'll go to Cats, you go to the Russian Tea Room.
Oh, my, God, c'mon, you guys! He's gonna be home any minute! He's gonna kill me!
Okay, we'll start with the building. You guys take the first and second floor, Phoebe and I'll take third and fourth.
Well, what'm I gonna do? What'm I gonna do?
Okay, you stay here, and just wait by the phone.
Spray Lysol in my shoe, and wait for Ross to kill you.
Anybody wanna trade? Oh...
Whaddyou want?
Mr. Heckles, our friend lost a monkey. Have you seen it?
I left a Belgian waffle out here, did you take it?
Why would you leave your Belgian waffle in the hall?
I wasn't ready for it.
A monkey. Have you seen a monkey?
Saw Regis Philbin once...
Okay, thank you, Mr. Heckles.
You owe me a waffle.
Okay, he's a, he's a black capuchian monkey with a white face... (Enter Ross)
...with, with Russian dressing and, and pickles on the side. Okay. Thanks.
Hey. How did, uh, how'd it go today?
Great! It went great.
Really great. Hey, is that wine?
Yeah. You, uh, you want some?
Oh, I would love some. But y'know what? Y'know what?
Let's not drink it here. I'm feeling kinda crazy. You wanna go to Newark?
Uh, okay, yeah, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the North-East,
I was, uh, kinda wanting to run something by you.
Y'know how we were, uh, y'know, talking before about, uh, relationships and stuff? Well-
Oh God, Ross, I cannot do this.
Okay, quick and painful.
Oh God...
Okay. Alright. Alright. Okay.
Ross, please don't hate me.
Oh, what? What-what?
Y'know Marcel?
Well, I kind of... I kind of lost him.
I- I- I ca- I can't believe this. I mean, all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment.
I know, I know, I'm sorry-
No, y'know what, I guess it's partially my fault.
Y'know, I shouldn't've, uh, asked you to start off with a monkey. I should've started you off with like a pen or a pencil.
Ross, I'm doing everything that I can, I've got everybody looking for him, and I-
- Oh! Who is it?
- Animal Control.
- See? I've even called Animal Control!
- You called Animal Control?
Uh-huh... why... do you
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