Jamestown colony of Virginia.
You see, King George is giving us the land, so...
The game, Rachel, the game. You owe us money for the game.
Oh. Right.
You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?
Hell no, we'll pay!
OK, Monica? I had another answer all ready.
And you know what? We want a rematch.
Well that's fine with me. Could use the money.
So basically, you get your ya-yas by taking money from all of your friends.
...Yeah.
Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea.
You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.
Look, Rachel, this is poker. I play to win, alright? In order for me to win, other people have to lose.
So if you're gonna play poker with me, don't expect me to be a 'nice guy,' OK? Cause once those cards are dealt...
...Yeah?
I'm not a nice guy.
Alright boys, let's eat.
Oh, did you get that from the 'I Love Rachel' pizzeria?
You still on that?
Oh, come on. What was with that whole Black Bart speech? "When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy!"
You are way off, pal.
No, I don't think so, see Ross, because I think you love her.
Um.... no. See, I might've had feelings for her at one time?not any more. I just?I...
Marcel! Where are you going with that disc?
You are not putting that on again! Marcel,
OK? if you press that button, you are in very, very big trouble.
Can you believe what a jerk Ross was being?
Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive.
What?
Oh, hello, kettle? This is Monica. You're black.
Please!
I am not as bad as Ross.
Oh, I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident?
That was not an incident! I-I was gesturing, a-and the plate slipped out of my hand.
Oh! I got an interview! I got an interview!
You're kidding! Where? Where?
Sak's... Fifth... Avenue.
Oh, Rachel!
Oh, it's like the mother ship is calling you home.
Well, what's the job?
Assistant buyer. Oh! I would be shopping...
for a living!
OK, look. That is Aunt Iris. This woman has been playing poker since she was five.
You gotta listen to every word she says. Hi!
Is Tony Randall dead?
- I don't think so.
- Why?
Well, he may be now, because I think I hit him with my car.
- Oh my God!
- Really?
No! That's bluffing. Lesson number one.
Let me tell you something... everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap.
- Nice earrings.
- Thank y...
Girls, sit down.
- Uh, Aunt Iris? This is Phoebe, and that's Rachel...- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, listen,
I am parked at a meter. Let's do it.
Ross, could we please, please, please listen to anything else?
Alright.
I'm gonna pay for that tonight.
- Hi!
- Hey.
Guys! Guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what!
Um, ok... the... the fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident?
Noooo... the interview!
She loved me! She absolutely loved me. We talked for like two and a half hours,
we have the same taste in clothes, and oh, I went to camp with her cousin...
And, oh, the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well!
- That's great!
- That's wonderful!
Oh God, oh, and then she told the funniest story...
OK, great. You'll tell us and we'll laugh. Let's play poker.
Alright now listen, you guys, we talked about it,and if you don't want to play, we completely understand.
Oh yes, yes, we could play some other game... like, uh, I don't know... Pictionary?
Ha, ha, very funny, very funny.
But I think we'd like to give poker another try. Shall we, ladies?
Yes, we should. I think we should.
Uh, Rach, do you want me to shuffle those?
No, no, thats OK. Y'know, I think I'm gonna give it a go.
So, Phoebs owes $7.50, Monica, you owe $10, and Rachel, you owe fifteen big ones.
But hey, thanks for teachin' us Cross-Eyed Mary. You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game.
Alright, here's my $7.50. But I think you should know that this money is cursed.
What?
Oh, I cursed it.
So now bad things will happen to he who spends it.
That's alright, I'll take it. Bad things happen