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thing is, he doesn't like the program!)The One With All The Poker
Y.H. Park(020510@dreamwiz)
Uh, Rach, we're running low on resumes over here.
Do you really want a job with Popular Mechanics?
Well, if you're gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones to work for.
Hey, look, you guys, I'm going for anything here, OK?
I cannot be a waitress anymore,
I mean it. I'm sick of the lousy tips, I'm sick of being called 'Excuse me...'
Rach, did you proofread these?
Uh... yeah, why?
Uh, nothing, I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent compuper skills.
Oh my Goood! Oh, do you think it's on all of them?
Oh no, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few.
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
Hey... hi, ladies... uh, can I get you anything?
- Did you bring the mail?
- Lots of responses.
Really? Sure, we have scones left!
OK, read them to me.
'Dear Ms. Green, thank you for your inquiry, however... oh...
- We have apple cinnamon...
- OK... Dear Ms. Green...
Yeah... yeah... yeah...
- Wow!
- What?
Your Visa bill is huge!
Give me that!
You know, I can't believe you. Linda is so great! Why won't you go out with heragain?
I don't know.
Is this still about her whole 'The Flintstones could've really happened' thing?
No, it's not just that. It's just?I want someone who... who does something for me,y'know?
Who gets my heart pounding, who... who makes me, uh...
...little playthings with yarn?
Could you want her more?
Dee, the sarcastic sister from Whats Happening.
Look, I am totally, totally over her, OK, I just...
- Hiiii!
- Hi! How are you?
- We're fine, we're fine.
- OK.
Shut up!
We're not?we're not saying anything.
Uhhhh... Joey cried last night.
Thank you.
We were playing poker, alright...
There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight, alright?
Oh, guys, you should've seen him. 'Read 'em and weep.'
And then he did.
Well, now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?
Yeah, what is that? Like, some kind of guy thing? Like, some kind of sexist guy thing?Like it's poker, so only guys can play?
No, women are welcome to play.
Oh, OK, so then what is it? Some kind of... you know, like, like... some kind of, y'know, like... alright, what is it?
There just don't happen to be any women in our games.
Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker.
Oh, yeah, right.
Oh, please, that is such a lame excuse!
I mean, that's a typical guy response.
Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?
But you could teach us.
OK, so now we draw cards.
So I wouldn't need any, right? Cause I have a straight.
- Oh, good for you!
- Congratulations!
OK Phoebs, how many do you want?
OK, I just need two...
the, um, ten of spades and the six of clubs.
No. No, uh, Phoebs? You can't?you can't do...
- Oh wait, I have the ten of spades! Here!
No, no. Uh... no, see, uh, you-you can't do that.
Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no, that's OK, I don't need them. I'm going for fours.
Oh, you're...
Alright, here we go. We've got salmon roulettes and assorted crudites.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Monica, what're you doin'?
This is a poker game.
You can't serve food with more than one syllable.
It's gotta be like chips, or dip, or pretz...
OK, so at this point, the dealer...
Alright, you know, we got it, we got it. Let's play for real. High stakes... big bucks...
Alright, now, you sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn't look happy...
But... I'm ready, so, just deal.
OK, alright, last minute lesson, last minute lesson.
Joey... three... eight. Eight... three. Alright babe, deal the cards.
Dammit, dammit, dammit!
Oh I see, so then, you were lying.
- About what?
- About how good your cards were.
Heh... I was bluffing.
A-ha! And... what is bluffing?
Is it not another word for... lying?
OK, sorry to break up this party, but I've got resumes to fax before work tomorrow...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Rach, Rach, we gotta settle.
Settle what?
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