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form,
and instead of putting her information, I put mine.
You are an idiot. .
Yep, that's me, I am that stupid.
I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid.
That's nice.
No, no, with him.
I'm on this field, and they, they hike me the baby
And I, I know I've gotta do something 'cause the Tampa Bay defence is comin' right at me.
Tampa Bay's got a terrible team.
Right, but, it is just me and the baby, so I'm thinkin' they can take us.
And so I uh, hah-hah, I just heave it down field.
What are you crazy? That's a baby!
He should take the sack?
Anyway, suddenly I'm down field,
and I realise that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right?
Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time,
So I am running, and running, and that, that is when I woke up.
See I, I am so not ready to be a father.
Hey, you're gonna be fine.
You're one of the most caring, most responsible men in North America.
You're gonna make a great dad.
Yeah, Ross.
You and the baby just need better blocking.
Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room?Is it real expensive?
Well, only if you order stuff.
I'm takin' Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.
Wo-wo-whoa. What about Phoebe's birthday?
When's that?
Tonight.
Oh, man. What're the odds of that happening?
You take your time.
There it is!
So what're you gonna do?
What can I do?
Look, I don't want to do anything to screw it up with Ursula.
And your friend Phoebe?
Well, if she's my friend, hopefully she'll understand.I mean, wouldn't you guys?
Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday,
you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.
you add a pinch of saffron, it makes all the difference.
Okay, errrr, Monica?
Yes?  ..yes, she is.
Hi, this is my friend Rachel.Hi.
Hi, err Rachel. I'm Dr.Mitchell.
And I'm his friend,Dr.Rosen.
Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?
Excuse me?
I meant er,  young, young, I meant young,young to be a doctor. Oh good, Rach.
Thank you.
Right.
so, he said it was just a sprain, and that was it.
Uh, you left out the stupid part.
Not stupid.
The very cute, cute, cute doctors asked us out for tomorrownight, and I said "yes."
I think it's totally insane, I mean, they work for the hospital.
It's like returning to the scene of the crime.
You know, I say we blow off the dates.
What?
Monica, they are cute, they are doctors, cute doctors, doctors who are cute!
Alright, what have we learned so far?
SURPRISE!!!
What the hell are you doing?
You scared the crap outta me.
Was that the cake?
Yeah, yeah. I got a lemon schmush.
Come on, she'll be here any minute.
I hope it's okay.
Oh...
"Happy Birthday Peehe."
Well maybe we can make a, a, a 'B' out of one of those roses.
Yeah, we'll just use our special cake tools.
Hey, what's going on?
Oh, we just...
- Surprise!
- Oh, oh, oh!
This is so great! Oh my god! This was not at all scary.
Hi everybody. Hi Betty!Betty, Hi! You found Betty! Oh my god! This is great.
Everybody I love is in the same room, Where's Joey?
Did you see Betty?
I tell you one thing, I wouldn't mind having a piece of this sun-dried tomato business.
Five years ago, if somebody had said to me,
here's a tomato that looks like a prune,
I'd say "get out of my office!"
Dad, before I was born, did you freak out at all?
I'm not freaking out, I'm just saying, if somebody had come to me with the idea and-
Dad, dad, dad, I'm talkin' about the whole uh, baby thing.
Did you uh, ever get this sort of panicky,"Oh my god I'm gonna be a father" kind of a thing?
No.
Your mother really did the work. I was busy with the business.
I wasn't around that much.
Is that what this is about?
No, no, Dad, I was just wondering.
'Cause there's time to make up for that.
We can do stuff together.
You always wanted to go to that Colonial Williamsburg. How 'bout we do that?
Thanks, Dad, really, I ju you know, I just, I just needed to know,
um when did you start to feel like a
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