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could use them in your theater of cruelty.
We can't do that.
What? What can't you do?
Uh, can I talk to you for a second, over there?
Uh, we might be leaving now.
Tell me it's "you and me" we.
She said she wants to slather my body with stuff and then lick it off.
I'm not even sure what slathering is, but I definitely want to be a part of it.
Ok, you can not do this to me.
You're right, I'm sorry. You're right.
Uh, can we have three chocolate mousses to go please?
I'm outta here.
Here's my credit card. Dinner's on me. I'm sorry,Chandler.
I hope she throws up on you.So...
Just us.
Oh, what a crappy night!
Although, I have enjoyed the fact that,uh your shirt's been stickin'outta your zipper eversince you came back from the bathroom.
Excuse me.
How ya doin'?
So, do we have the best friends or what?
Joey's not a friend.
He's a stupid man who left us his credit card.
Another drink?
Some dessert? A big screen TV?
I will go for that drink.
You got it. Good woman!
Could we get a bottle of your most overpriced champagne?
Each.
That's right, each.
Oh, and a uh Rob Roy.  I've alwayswanted to know...
Happy Valentine's Day!
Oh, I miss you already.
Can you believe this happened?
No no!
And yet it did.
Good-bye, Janice.
Kiss me!
Oh, Chandler, sorry.Ohhh, Chandler, sorry!Hey, Janice.
Hi, Monica.
Ok, well, this was very special.
Rach, come see who's out here!
Oh my god. Janice, hi!
Janice is gonna go away now.
I'll be right back.
Oh, Joey, look who it is.
Whoa.
Oh, good, Joey's home now.
This is so fun.This is like a reunion in the hall.
Oh, hi, Ross.Yeah. There's someone I want you to say hi to.
He just happened to call.
Hi, Ross.
Yes, it's me. How did you know?
I'm just sayin' if dogs do experience jet lag, then,
because of the whole um, seven dog years to one human year thing,
then, when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles,
he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses like a week and a half.
Who are they?
That's funny.
The blond woman is my ex-wife,and the woman touching her is her close,personal friend.
You mean they're lovers.
If you wanna put a label on it.
Wow, uh, anything else I should know?
Nope, nope, that's it.
Oh, and she's pregnant with my baby.
I always forget that part. Helloo!
Ok, so now we need, um sage branches and the sacramental wine.
All I have is, is oregano and a Fresca.
Um, that's ok!Ok.
All right. Now we need the semenof a righteous man.
Ok, Pheebs, you know what, if we had that,we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.
Can we just start throwing things in?
Ok, yeah, ok.  Oh, OK.
Ok, Barry's letters.
Adam Ritter's boxer shorts.
Ok, and I have the, uh receipt for my dinner with Nokululu Oon Ah Ah.
Look, here's a picture of Scotty Jared naked.
Hey he's wearing a sweater.
No.
Eww!
And here we have the last of Paulo's grappa.
Hey, Rachel, isn't that stuff almost pure
How can I dump this woman on Valentine's day?
I don't know.You dumped her on New Year's.
Oh, man.In my next life, I'm coming back as a toilet brush.
Hello, funny Valentine.
Hi, Just Janice.
Hello, Joey, our little matchmaker.
I could just kiss you all over, andI'm gonna!
If you don't do it, I will.
So, um, what do you do for a living?
Well, um, for the past few years I've been working
Oh no.
I thought you said they could shoot the spot without you.
I thought they couldI'll try to get back as soon as I can.
I'm sorry.
which is funny because, that wasn't even my major.
Now that is funny.
Hey, do you thinkwould it be too weird if I invitedCarol over to join us?
'Cause she's, she's alone now, and pregnant, and, and sad.
I guess.
Are you sure?Great.Carol? Wanna come over and join us?
Oh, no no no. I'm fine. I'm fine.Come on.
These people'll scooch down. You guys'll scooch, won't you?
Let's try scooching!Come on.
Come on. Uh, Kristen Riggs, this is Carol Willick. Carol, Kristin.
Uh, Carol teaches sixth grade.
And, Kristin, Kristindoes
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