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laundry there too?
Me. Was that not clear?
Hey, why don't, um, why don't I just join you both, here?
Don't you have a laundry room in your building?
Yes, I do have a laundry room in my building,
um, but there's a.... lot problem. Apparently they're attracted to the dryer sheets, and they're goin' in fine, but they're comin' out all....
fluffy. Anyway, say, sevenish?
Forget it Joey. I'm with Bob now.
Bob? Who the hell's Bob?
Bob is great. He's smart, he's sophisticated, and he has a real job.
You, you go on three auditions a month and you call yourself an actor, but Bob...
Come on, we were great together. And not just at the fun stuff, but like, talking too.
Yeah, well, sorry, Joe. You said let's just be friends, so guess what?
We're just friends.
Fine, fine, so, why don't the four of us go out and have dinner together tonight? You know, as friends?
What four of us?
You know, you and Bob, and me and my girlfriend, uh, uh, Monica.
Monica, I'm tellin' you, this guy is perfect for you.
Forget it. Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet.
Come on. This guy's great. His name's Bob. He's Angela's... brother.
He's smart, he's sophisticated, and he has a real job.
Me, I go on three auditions a month and call myself an actor, but Bob is...
Oh, god help us.
Ugly Naked Guy's laying kitchen tile. Eww!
Look, I'm asking a favor here. If I do this for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me.
What's going on here? You go out with tons of girls.
I know, but, I made a huge mistake. I never should have broken up with her.
Will you help me? Please?
Ok, bye. Well, Monica's not coming, it's just gonna be me and Rachel.
Oh. Well, hold on camper, are you sure you've thought this thing through?
It's laundry. The thinking through is minimal.
It's just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You're going on a date.
So what're you saying here? I should shave again, pick up some wine, what?
Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear.
This is basically the first time she's gonna see your underwear? you want it to be dirty?
Oh, and uh, the fabric softener?
Ok, ok, now what is wrong with my Snuggles?
What, it says I'm a sensitive, warm kinda guy, you know, like a warm, fuzzy bear.
Ok, I can pick something else up on the way.
Thank you. So what does this Bob guy look like? Is he tall? Short?
Which what?
You've never met Bob, have you?
No, but he's...
Oh my god, Joey, for all we know this guy could be horribly...
Hey, Joey.
...horribly attractive. I'll be shutting up now.
Where are they? Where are they?
This is nice. We never do anything just the two of us.
It's great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car and run over some puppies.
Eww, I don't wanna do that.
Here we go.
Ok, have a good break-up.
Hey, Janice.
Oh, my god, I am so glad you called me. I had the most supremely awful day.
Hey, that's not good. Can I get an espresso and a latte over here, please?
We got the proofs back from that photo shoot, you know, the one with the little vegetables.
Anyway, they pretty much sucked, so, I blew off the rest of the day, and I went shopping...
and I got you, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking, I got you...
What... did you get me there?
I got you...these.
Bullwinkle socks. That's so sweet.
Well, I knew you had the Rockys, and so I figured, you know, you can wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle,
or you can wear Rocky and Rocky,or, you can mix and match, moose and squirrel. Whatever you want.
Well, I'm gonna get another espresso. Can I get you another latte?
No, no, I'm still working on mine.
That's it?
Yeah, it was really hard.
Oh, yeah, that hug looked pretty brutal.
Ok, you weren't there.
Comin' through. Move, move.
Oh, 'scuse me. I was kinda using that machine.
Yeah, well, now you're kinda not.
But I saved it. I put my basket on top.
Oh, I'm sorry, is that your basket?
It's really pretty.
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