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you had fun tonight.
Fun? Where was the fun? Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? Where's my puck?
Oh, ah- the kid has it.
The kid...?
Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck.
I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers.
You gotta do it, man.
Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever? can't do it.
Listen, uh- gimme back my puck.
No.
'Yes', how about. C'mere. Gimme!
Hey! Hey! No rough holding in my ER!
GIVE ME MY PUCK!!
...Now that was fun.
Okay, Monica  Right foot red.
Could've played Monopoly, but nooooo.
Thanks.
Okay, Pheebs  Right hand blue.
Good.
Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the Visa card people.
Oh, okay. Will you take my place?
Alright. Yes, this is Rachel.
Nooo!
Hello? Oh, yeah, no, I know, I-I haven't been using it much.
Oh, well, thanks, but, I'm okay, really.
Green. To the green.
I've got magic beans. Never-never mind.
To the left, to the left- aww!
Ohhh... I'm fine.Would you let it go?
It's not a big deal.
Not a big deal?
It's amazing.
You reach in, there's one
little maneuver, and bam!
A bra. Right out the sleeve.
As far as I'm concerned. . .
. . .there is nothing a guy can do
that comes close. Right?
Come on!
You guys can pee standing up.
We can? Okay, I'm trying that.
You know what blows my mind?
Women can see breasts
anytime they want.
You just look down,
and there they are.
How you get any work done
is beyond me.
What I don't get is the way
guys can do so many mean things. . .
. . .and then not even care.
Multiple orgasms!
The One With
the East German Laundry Detergent
English Subtitles by
GELULA & CO., INC.
Saturday night. The big night!
Date night!
Saturday night. Saturday night!
-No plans, huh?
-Not a one!
Not even breaking up
with Janice?
Right, right. Shut up.
Chandler, nobody likes
breaking up with someone.
-You just gotta do it.
-I know. But it's just so hard.
You're sitting with her.
She has no idea what's happening.
You finally get up
the courage to do it.
There's that awkward moment
when you've handed her the note.
Why do you have to break up with her?
Be a man. Just stop calling.
If you want, I'll do it with you.
Thanks, but she'd feel like
we were ganging up on her.
You break up with Janice.
I'll break up with Tony.
You're breaking up with Tony?
He's sweet, but it's just
not fun anymore.
I don't know if it's me or
his hunger strike. I don't know.
Do you want anything else?
You had a nutty, chocolate-y,
kind of cake-y, pie thing that--
Nothing. I'm fine.
What's the matter?
Why so scrunchie?
My father wants to give me
a Mercedes convertible.
That guy, he burns me up.
Yeah, well, it's a Mercedes
if I move back home.
It was horrible!
He called me ''young lady. ''
I hate when my father
calls me that.
Did he give you that
''You're not up to this'' thing again?
I got the extended disco
version with choruses of. . .
. . . ''You'll Never Make it on Your Own. ''
Hi, Joey.
Oh, my God! Angela!
Wow! Being dumped by you
obviously agrees with her.
-Are you gonna go over there?
-No.
Yeah. No.
Okay, but not yet.
I don't wanna seem too eager.
One Mississippi, two Mississippi. . .
. . .three Mississippi.
That seems cool.
Hey, Angela.
You look good.
Because I'm wearing a dress
that accents my boobs.
You don't say.
So, Rachel, what are you
doing tonight?
Big glamour night.
Me and Monica at Launderama.
You wanna hear a freakish coincidence?
Guess who's doing laundry there too?
-Who?
-Me!
Was that not clear?
Why don't. . . .
Why don't I just
join you both there?
Don't you have a laundry room
in your building?
I do have a laundry room
in my building.
But there's a rat problem.
Apparently, they're attracted to
the dryer sheets.
They're going in fine,
but they're coming out all. . .
. . .fluffy.
Anyway, 7-ish?
Sure.
Forget it, Joey.
I'm with Bob now.
Bob? Who the hell's Bob?
Bob is great.
He's smart, sophisticated,
and he has a real job.
You go on three
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