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I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down.
No, you were right. I don't have a plan.
Pizza guy!
Thank God. Food.
Do you have a plan?
I don't even have a 'pl'.
Hi, one, uh, mushroom, green pepper and onion?
No, no, that's not what we ordered...
We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.
Wait, you're not 'G.Stephanopoulos?'
Man, my dad's gonna kill me!
Wait! Did you say 'G.Stephanopoulos?'
Yeah. This one goes across the street, I must have given him yours. Oh, bonehead, bonehead!
Wait, was this a-a small mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks?
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Was he wearing a stunning blue suit?
And-and a power tie?
No, pretty much just a towel.
Oh God.
So you guys want me to take this back?
Are you nuts?! We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza!
Uh, Pheebs? Who's George Snuffalopagus?
Big Bird's friend.
I see pizza!
Oh, I wanna see! Lemme see! Lemme see!
Hello? Who are we spying on?
White House adviser? Clinton's campaign guy?
The one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt?
Oh, him, the little guy? Oh, I love him!
Ooh, wait.. wait, I see a woman.
Please tell me it's his mother.
Definitely not his mother.
Oh, no...
Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor.. she's walking.. she's walking..
she's going for the pizza- Hey, that's not for you, bitch!
Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour,
and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in.
I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with?
Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad... I know we both said some things we didn't mean,
but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other.
Y'know, I feel like I've lost her..  Ba-!
Light still out?
Oh. Maybe they're- napping.
Oh please, they're having sex.
Shut up!
So, whaddya think George is like?
I think he's shy.
Yeah. I think you have to draw him out.And then- when you do- he's a preppy animal.
I remember the moonlight coming through the window-
and her face had the most incredible glow.
Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part-
Could I get some painkillers over here, please?
He's right, enough, already. What is the big deal about today?
So you slept with her for the first time, so what? You slept with her for seven years after that.
Look, it's just a little more complicated...
Well, what? What? What is it? That she left you?
That she likes women? That she left you for another woman that likes women?
Little louder, okay, I think there's a man on the twelfth floor in a coma that didn't quite hear you...
Then what?
My first time with Carol was...
It was my first time.
With Carol?
So in your whole life, you've only been with one? oh.
Whoah, boy, hockey was a big mistake!
There was a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight!
Okay. Okay, I got one.
Do you remember that vegetarian pate that I made that you loved so much?
Well, unless goose is a vegetable...ha haaaah!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay, fine, fine. Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley.
What?! You slept with Jason?
You'd already broken up.
How long?
A couple hours.
Oh, that's nice!
Okay, okay, okay, I got one!
Anyway- The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me.
Excuse me?!
Hello? Like he was really gonna send you one? She was a big girl.
Really. Well, at least 'big girls' don't pee in their pants in seventh grade!
I was laughing! You made me laugh!
There he is! There he is!
Right- where we've been looking all night!
He is so cute!
Oh, George, baby, drop the towel!
Yeah, drop it! Drop the towel! Please drop the?
Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
I think it's great. Y'know, it's sweet, it's romantic...
No, you kidding? The guy's a freak..
Hey, buddy.
Oh, that's attractive.
Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs.
Oh come on, admit it! All things considered,
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