't have the right shoes.
Show us anyway.
What music do you want?
Something fast.
Faster.
Do you believe me now?
What a woman of passion!
Will you marry me?
You want to marry me?
Marry you?
Yes, today. We can hold
the wedding this evening.
Are you crazy?
I already have a fiance.
Damn! Where is he?
In America, on tour.
One fiance's not enough
for a woman like you.
One in America, one here.
Ask my friends.
Ahmed never lies.
Bring your accordion tonight.
You will come?
I'll be waiting!
What a fiance!
What's up? You want kebabs?
The Russians are coming!
Ahmed, get up to the roof.
Quick!
MENTAL PATIENTS
Don't shoot!
We've an offer to make.
Are you going to shoot?
Make sure you don't miss.
Don't shoot!
Get out!
What do you want?
My captain wants to speak
to yours.
Captain, come here.
Well?
We have one of your corpses.
Want to ID it?
Check if it's one of ours.
Any dope?
Two crates of ammo for 5 ounces.
1,500 rounds?
What kind of shit is it?
Top quality. Try some.
We don't sell crap.
Okay. We'll leave the crates
with the body.
Well?
It's Salman.
How much?
Two thousand bucks.
Tell Mahomet, he'll fix it.
Take Askhab and get the body.
Let's sit down a while
and count the money.
All right.
A villager said he was yours.
If not, we wouldn't have known.
Count out two thousand.
No hundred-dollar bills?
Small bills aren't money
for you?
You went begging
to gather all that together?
Fuck me!
The 20th Paratrooper Regiment.
You were in Afghanistan, then?
Did you guys save our asses
in the Chungur ambush?
Your commander
had a stammer.
Poltavchenko, a great guy.
You said it.
What's your name?
There's time for a quick joint.
You'll really marry me?
It went off by accident!
Hold your fire!
Our captain's over there!
You fuckwits!
Are you totally wasted?
Sir...
Shut it!
You'll end up in deeper shit!
Captain!
Wait!
Get back in!
Hurry!
You forgot the money!
We'll manage without it!
We had an agreement.
Give it to your mullah!
I owe you that after Chungur.
I'm sorry.
You will forgive me, won't you?
I'll pray for you every day.
I won't abandon you.
You'll find someone else.
What are you doing?
- Nothing.
- Where are you going?
Lucia, are you afraid of men?
Me? Yes. I don't know... No.
I'm getting married.
He asked for my hand.
Who?
The best-Iooking Chechen,
in a black hat.
He plays the accordion too.
It takes your breath away.
That's it!
I can't cheat on him.
On who?
Bryan.
He'll find two new ones.
You can have
my new patent leather shoes.
No, I can't accept.
Take them, please.
I'll just try them on, then.
Perfect.
If Bryan comes tomorrow,
what'll you tell him?
Go, don't turn down your chance
to be happy. Go!
Go!
No, I can't go!
It only happens once
in a lifetime, never twice.
So?
I have some presents
for you too.
Goga, here. "The Miraculous
Power of Water".
Thank you.
Zoia...
- My toy elephant.
- I'll take it later.
Take it now, I'm going.
Thank you.
A silver spoon
for your first baby.
Can I have your accordion?
I can't, it's my breadwinner.
As my dad, the human torso,
used to say.
Hi, everyone.
Janna, I've never been good
at giving presents
but I don't think
this will spoil things,
far from it, in fact.
I wish you happiness.
I only wore it once.
A hat!
I've dreamt of one.
Hats suit me so well!
To be honest,
I never thought
you'd do something like this.
It's a powerful symbol.
As the world ignores
this tragedy,
you're marrying a man
who is fighting
against Russian
imperialist policy.
It's an act of
international significance.
All the mass media
should know about it.
I call it popular diplomacy
in action.
Even if,
I have to admit
that I'm going to miss
your gym classes terribly,
along with your humanity.
I'm not afraid of saying it.
Shut your mouth, Vika.
All right.
We've found a proper
wedding veil!
That's my bedspread.
Calm down, Vera.
I don't want a veil.
Hats suit