head
and shit down your neck.
Kill him!
Get after him!
You go there!
Don't shoot! We were on our
way to Leon's for some ribs
and he was hitchhiking. We don't
even know this cat, man, he's crazy.
Get out of here! Go on!
Hey, guys, hey, stop!
I, uh...
Uh, I'm Clifford Skridlow!
L... I teach school!
L... I don't even know
these girls!
I met them at a restaurant! I have
nothing against you personally!
Jesus, they're serious!
They're serious!
Oh, God!
Oh, God.
Whoa!
Yeah.
Nothing can destroy
the Doctor!
Hey, come on, get him,
get him, get him.
Out of the way, knave.
The battle rages on!
Run for your lives! Run!
Mom, you'll never
catch me! Never!
Run away! Run away!
Stop him! Come on!
Oh, God, what have I done
to deserve this?
What the hell? What's this?
Hey! What the hell you doin'?
What the hell...
I've got you now,
Mom!
What the hell?
Here we go,
Love Chunks!
Oh, yes, this one's
on the Doctor.
Where we going?
Come on, this isn't funny.
I don't wanna hear you
anymore.
We can make a deal!
Let's make a deal.
Come on, now.
Mom!
Let me down!
Good night, Mom!
Oh, this man is...
Yeah, come on, Clifford.
Drive! Drive!
Nothing can stop us!
This will stop them!
Charge!
Onward to Union Station!
Arriving on Track 14
from St. Louis.
Well, he's got to be there,
Harmon.
He left here hours ago.
What's the matter,
dear?
Clifford's late
and Rousehorn's pissed!
You, uh, you're missed,
uh, Harmon.
I said that we miss you
very much!
Arthur, take it easy.
I'll be there.
Mister, you want a taxi?
Are you a taxi?
No, jerk-off, I'm a person, but I
do drive a taxi. It's right outside.
Can you take me
to Monroe College?
Sure thing. Hey, Dietrich,
I got a customer!
I'm coming.
Mr. Rousehorn!
Mr. Rousehorn!
Okay, let's try again now.
For the 200th time
you got to the train station
and...
And he wasn't there,
I looked everywhere.
Then where is he?
And where is the endowment
check for the college?
Father, I haven't the foggiest
idea. I really don't know.
Boys, you've been through this all
morning. Now, have some breakfast.
No, no, no. Not until I
know that Rousehorn is safe
and that check
is safe with him.
Margaret, I feel that
you don't understand.
We have no cash flow.
Without that check, we are over,
through, finished, forget it!
Eighty-sixed, no more,
history, color it gone!
Don't help.
Oh, don't... don't you help.
Oh, my God, now,
what is it?
Well, it's the police.
See, he's dead.
Oh, I hope they found
the check.
Oh, it's all right, darling.
Everything's going to be fine.
Come on, now.
Harmon, my heavens,
what happened?
Well, thank god
you're safe.
He said he was
on his way here.
So this is where
we brought him.
Oh, you need
some hot tea.
I kept the case.
The check is safe.
I need a shower.
Uh, I'm sorry, sir, but I've
got to have that blanket back.
That's a city blanket,
I signed for it.
Well, listen,
there's no need, uh,
to linger out here.
Uh, welcome to Monroe.
You are in the guest room.
All I know is
I need a shower.
Well, you are certainly
dressed for one.
Now, tell me all about it.
How did they get
your pants off?
One leg at a time.
Of course.
Did they molest you?
Did you struggle?
I want all the details!
Only a benevolent deity
could have prevented him
from losing that check.
Now, after dinner, he is
gonna feel so much better.
What time are the caterers
coming here?
Caterer?
The caterers
for the welcome dinner.
Here, tonight.
Rousehorn, half the faculty.
Indian food. The Khyber
Restaurant. Don't you dare tell me!
Did you neglect...
No! No, no, no! No, no!
It's totally under control, Dad. Everything
is totally and absolutely under control.
The catering, uh, the
chapatis, pappadums, raita...
Ah, ha.
Got the curry, not to worry.
Bye.
Look out, gentlemen, please.
Excuse me.
Coming through here!
Gangway!
Coming through, coming
through, please look out!
Cliff, what is