Just let it out! They'll
get to your real feelings.
How does it feel?
Hey, man, I feel lousy...
Lousy.
I feel shitty...
Hmm.
I feel pissed off...
Violent, hostile?
Yeah, a little.
Great! Hit me.
Hey, man, I can't do that.
Look, you can.
You want to.
You... You... You have to.
I need it.
Hey, man.
What's wrong with you?
You getting a little kinky?
'Cause if you are,
it's gonna cost you extra.
I learned that
from the girls.
They learned that from me
and that has
nothing to do with this!
Now, look, Diavolo, for once,
do what I tell you to do
and try to do it right!
Now, hit me!
Say, man, what's wrong
with you? You going crazy?
I can't hit you.
You want me to call a doctor?
I ain't hitting you, man.
Okay. I'll make it
real easy for you.
I got everything,
you got nothing, right?
I'm the boss,
you ain't jack shit!
I am white. I don't even
know what you are!
Say, man, I'm black!
All right,
then try to remember
that my grandfather
owned your grandfather!
Your mama!
That's good, Diavolo.
That's good!
Oh, my back!
Oh, your ass!
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
Not the teeth.
You don't tell me
what to do.
You want me
to kick your ass?
Then I'm gonna kick your
white motherfucking ass!
Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you!
Hmm.
Oh, nice.
Black eye, lacerations,
multiple contusions...
Hey, what'd you do,
try to roll a sailor?
Doctor Detroit.
He's bad, Mom. Really bad.
Mom, I gotta get out of town.
Now, your heavies
can settle this shit.
Just leave old
Smooth out of it.
You mean that's it?
Couple of broken ribs,
you're ready to cave in?
Gee. With a partner like you,
who needs enemies?
Adi... Adios, Mom.
Believe me,
you deserve to get
every bit of your cash back.
It's just that
I don't have it.
See Doctor Detroit, he's...
He's your man.
Oh, my God.
Give me that shit.
Are you kidding?
He's for real.
I gotta find out
more about this Doctor.
Hey, what's that black chick
who works for Smooth?
Um, Thelma.
Get her busted.
I wanna see just
how good this Doctor
takes care of his people.
She's busted.
Let's do it.
Look out, asshole.
Thank you, man,
thank you.
Oh, yes.
Okay, Mr. Finkelman.
Uh, we have you
one-way first class,
Air Togo to the Cook Islands,
then local service
to Rarotonga.
Are you sure you
want this just one-way?
Right, sweetheart,
one-way, no return.
In the financial briefing,
you'll see
that each person
has their own report
as well as what is theirs...
Now, Arthur, if we just...
Now, may I have
your attention, please,
to Item 6 on the agenda
which is the alumni dinner?
As customary, we will be
at the Excelsior Hotel
in the Orchid Room.
Cliff will introduce
Harmon Rousehorn.
Cliff?
Cliff, may we have
your attention, please?
Oh, ahem...
I'm sorry, uh, go ahead, sir.
Uh, the president emeritus
will present
the honorary degree.
Uh, Mr. Rousehorn
will make a few brief remarks
and then present the college
with the endowment check
for the Harold Robbins Chair.
Are there any questions?
Will there be a fruit cup?
Yes.
Will there be
a choice of vegetables?
No.
Last year there
wasn't any fruit cup
And the shrimp were off.
This year there
will be a fruit cup.
Uh, this is
Chancellor Skridlow.
Hello? Criff? Criff?
Uh, Cliff,
I believe this is for you.
Would you please
make it snappy, son?
Uh, this is Criff,
uh, Cliff.
Cliff, good morning.
I'm still tingling
from last night.
Oh, but something
terrible has happened.
You have to help me.
Um, uh um, M-M-Miss Wu,
I'm... I'm... I'm in a meeting,
uh, per... perhaps we can
discuss this in... in class.
Cliff...
Class, my ass. Give me that.
Excuse me, please.
Uh...
Uh, what is it?
Thelma's in jail
and Smooth's gone
so you gotta help us...
Give me that phone.
Hi, Cliff, it's me, Karen.
First things first,
You're gonna have to
get over here
as fast as you can
and help us out.
This is an emergency...
I've no time. Thanks.
I'm so