in
to present it himself.
It's a major endowment.
It's in the press.
Look, son, without
that check, Monday next
the banks are gonna
close this college down.
Close it down.
One hundred years
of scholarship
and public service
shot to shit.
I've gotta go up
and get some winks
before my 11:00 lecture.
You've got a 9:00.
Is today Wednesday?
Yes, Wednesday.
I thought it was Thursday.
Excuse me, please.
Thank you.
Morning.
Ah-ah-ah. Places, please.
Let's begin. Sorry I'm late.
We were discussing
the hero's role in chivalry
as exemplified by
the character of Lancelot,
based on Thomas Malory's
Le Morte d'Arthur. 
Entranced by
Arthur's Queen Guinevere,
Lancelot,
a knight of impeccable virtue,
faces a crisis
as his idйe fixe
confronts his libido.
Any comments?
Mr. Frankman,
what do you think
of Lancelot's crisis?
Well, I think
Lancelot was an idiot.
Mr. Frankman,
how long have you been
in the first-year program?
Four years.
Uh, duty, selfless honor,
chastity, humility,
uh, purity,
a devotion to a greater good.
I mean, by now,
don't any of these things
mean anything to you?
All together now:
What is the chivalric ideal?
The chivalric ideal
is one of duty to a higher cause
in which purity and
chastity are virtues
and manly strength and honor
are devoted
to their preservation.
And justice for all.
Just let it out! They'll
get to your real feelings.
How does it feel?
Hey, man, I feel lousy...
Lousy.
I feel shitty...
Hmm.
I feel pissed off...
Violent, hostile?
Yeah, a little.
Great! Hit me.
Hey, man, I can't do that.
Look, you can.
You want to.
You... You... You have to.
I need it.
Hey, man.
What's wrong with you?
You getting a little kinky?
'Cause if you are,
it's gonna cost you extra.
I learned that
from the girls.
They learned that from me
and that has
nothing to do with this!
Now, look, Diavolo, for once,
do what I tell you to do
and try to do it right!
Now, hit me!
Say, man, what's wrong
with you? You going crazy?
I can't hit you.
You want me to call a doctor?
I ain't hitting you, man.
Okay. I'll make it
real easy for you.
I got everything,
you got nothing, right?
I'm the boss,
you ain't jack shit!
I am white. I don't even
know what you are!
Say, man, I'm black!
All right,
then try to remember
that my grandfather
owned your grandfather!
Your mama!
That's good, Diavolo.
That's good!
Oh, my back!
Oh, your ass!
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
Not the teeth.
You don't tell me
what to do.
You want me
to kick your ass?
Then I'm gonna kick your
white motherfucking ass!
Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you!
Hmm.
Oh, nice.
Black eye, lacerations,
multiple contusions...
Hey, what'd you do,
try to roll a sailor?
Doctor Detroit.
He's bad, Mom. Really bad.
Mom, I gotta get out of town.
Now, your heavies
can settle this shit.
Just leave old
Smooth out of it.
You mean that's it?
Couple of broken ribs,
you're ready to cave in?
Gee. With a partner like you,
who needs enemies?
Adi... Adios, Mom.
Believe me,
you deserve to get
every bit of your cash back.
It's just that
I don't have it.
See Doctor Detroit, he's...
He's your man.
Oh, my God.
Give me that shit.
Are you kidding?
He's for real.
I gotta find out
more about this Doctor.
Hey, what's that black chick
who works for Smooth?
Um, Thelma.
Get her busted.
I wanna see just
how good this Doctor
takes care of his people.
She's busted.
Let's do it.
Look out, asshole.
Thank you, man,
thank you.
Oh, yes.
Okay, Mr. Finkelman.
Uh, we have you
one-way first class,
Air Togo to the Cook Islands,
then local service
to Rarotonga.
Are you sure you
want this just one-way?
Right, sweetheart,
one-way, no return.
In the financial
briefing, you'll see
that each person
has their own report
as well as what is theirs...
Now, Arthur, if we just...
Now, may I have
your attention, please,
to Item 6 on the agenda
which is the alumni