fetching.
- Merry Christmas, Greg.
- Merry Christmas.
- Marge!
- I'm really proud of you.
- You're kidding.
- Yes.
Hey, you guys.
You're not mad, are you?
- No, of course not.
- Congratulations, Zach.
Nice to see you both.
Watch out.
He's dangerous.
- Molly!
- Zach! I'd like you to meet Steven.
- Nice to meet you. How are you?
- How are you, Steven?
- I read your book. Mm-hmm.
- Yeah?
Great. Thank you.
- What do you do, Steven?
- I'm a fireman.
Nice move.
- Curt.
- How are ya?
I think you remember
this lady.
How could I forget?
She used to borrow my socks.
- Would you like another drink?
- Please.
- Good for you.
- Thanks. How's the duck?
Last time I heard, he was thinking of
moving to Washington and getting married.
- To you?
- No.
Still got cold feet?
Only where you're concerned.
I've stopped drinking.
I've written a best-seller.
In my book, two out of three
ain't bad.
No, but in my book, two out of three
just ain't good enough.
What would you do
if I told you...
that I've been celibate
for six months?
Cross my legs.
Alex, we were made
for each other.
And I'm gonna prove that to you.
One of these days,
you're gonna be wearing my socks again.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- It's the best thing you've ever written.
- Really?
Your book set me on fire.
Rebecca, I think there's something
you should know.
Yes, Zach?
In order for me to write
this book, I had to...
change.
- Oh, Zach.
- Yes, Rebecca?
You ever heard the story
of the frog and the scorpion?
KBLA now concludes its broadcast day.
- When are you gonna grow up?
- What are you talking about?
I've stopped drinking,
written a best-seller,
and refused to sleep with a beautiful,
lusty, aromatic young female.
In my book, that's pretty good
growing up.
Oh, I suppose so.
But you're in a monogamous
relationship now,
so take it off.
Okay, but you're not
being very patriotic.
Don't know why it seems
Like a long, long time
Since I've been
on the move, oh
I'm just trying to find
my way
Don't know my name
Living day to day
Just a little boy
who wants to have his way
I just can't keep still
And I'm
falling out of love
Falling out of love
Sometimes it feels
Like I'm runnin'
out of time
Sand slippin'
through my fingers
Like rivers through my mind
On the corner
Hangin' with the boys
I always will be
Falling out of love
Falling out of love
In and out of love
Out of love
Just foolin'around
Can't slow down
Shoulda listened to what
my daddy said
Just want to be cool
Another fool
I can't keep still
And I'm
feeling kind of blue
My eyes are red
But something keeps
telling me
That I know
just what's gonna become
Of this little boy
Inside this heart of mine
I keep on
Falling out of love
Falling out of love
Just another child
with a story to tell
I can't keep still
And I'm
falling out of love
Falling out of love
Just enough time
to live my life
I can't keep still
And I'm
falling out of love
Falling out of love