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Chance of departure today, 100%.
Phil Connors!
I thought that was you!
How you doing?
Thanks for watching.
Don't tell me you don't remember me.
I sure as heckfire remember you.
Not a chance.
Needlenose Ned.
Ned the Head.
Come on, buddy.
Case Western High!
I did the whistling bellybutton
trick at the talent show.
Bing! Got the shingles real bad
senior year. Almost didn't graduate.
Bing again!
I dated your sister a couple times
till you told me not to anymore.
Ned Ryerson?
Did you turn pro with
that bellybutton thing?
I sell insurance.
- What a shock.
- Do you have insurance?
If you do, you could
always use more.
Am I right or am I right
or am I right?
I would love to stand here
and talk with you.
But I'm not going to.
See you.
That's all right!
I'll walk with you.
I see an opportunity,
I charge it like a bull.
Ned the Bull, that's me now.
I got friends who live and die
by the actuarial tables.
I say it's all one big
crapshoot anyhoo.
Ever heard of single-premium life?
That could be the ticket for you.
Oh, God!
It is so good to see you!
What are you doing for dinner?
Something else.
It's been great seeing you,
Needlehead. Take care.
Watch out for that first step.
It's a doozy!
Phil, over here!
Where have you been?
It was horrible.
A giant leech got me.
You're missing all the fun.
These people are great!
Some of them partied all night.
They sing till they get cold.
Then they go sit by the fire
and get warm.
Then they come back
and sing some more!
They're hicks, Rita.
So, did you sleep okay without me?
You tossed and turned, didn't you?
You're incredible.
Who told you?
It's groundhog time.
On me in three...
...two, one.
Once a year, the eyes of the nation
turn to this tiny hamlet...
...to watch a master at work.
The master?
Punxsutawney Phil...
...the world's most famous weatherman.
The groundhog.
Who, as legend has it,
can predict an early spring.
The question we have
to ask ourselves is:
" Does Phil feel lucky?"
Every year, the guy comes with
a big stick and raps on the door.
They pull the little rat out,
talk to him.
The rat talks back.
Then they tell us when it'll end.
Isn't he cute?
Do you like the guys
with the prominent upper teeth?
This February 2nd, at 7:20
and 30 seconds...
...Punxsutawney Phil...
...the seer of seers...
...prognosticator of prognosticators...
...emerged reluctantly...
...but alertly...
...in Punxsutawney, PA...
...and stated in groundhog-ese...
..." I definitely see a shadow."
Sorry, folks.
Six more weeks of winter.
On me in three, two, one.
This is one time where
television fails...
...to capture the excitement
of a large squirrel...
...predicting the weather.
I'm grateful to have been here.
From Punxsutawney...
...this is Phil Connors.
So long.
Want to try it again
without the sarcasm?
We got it.
I'm out of here.
Prima donnas.
Oh, boy.
Take a look at this.
What is going on?
I don't know. Perhaps that
blizzard we're not supposed to get.
This is impossible.
Nobody honks this horn but me,
okay, pal?
Take it out of here.
Commander, what's going on?
We're closing the road.
- Big blizzard moving in.
- It's a couple of flakes.
Don't you listen to the weather?
I make the weather.
All this moisture from the Gulf
will push off to the east in Altoona.
You got that moisture on your head.
You can go back to Punxsutawney...
...or you can freeze to death.
It's your choice.
So, what's it going to be?
I'm thinking.
Come on, all the long-distance
lines are down?
What about the satellite?
Is it snowing in space?
Don't you keep a line open
for emergencies or celebrities?


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