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among
the people of Punxsutawney...
...and basking in the warmth
of their hearths and hearts...
...I couldn't imagine a better fate...
...than a long and lustrous winter.
From Punxsutawney, it's Phil Connors.
So long.
Nice speech. Very nice.
Thank you.
- How was that for you two?
- My man, you touched me.
- Thanks, Larry.
- Thank you.
I got to go.
That was surprising.
I didn't know you were so versatile.
I surprise myself sometimes.
Would you like a cup of coffee?
I'd love to. Can I have a rain check?
I've got some errands.
Errands? What errands?
I thought we were going back.
What do you say?
What do you say?
You little brat.
You have never thanked me!
I'll see you tomorrow...
...maybe.
You totaled it.
- It's only a flat tire.
- What are we going to do?
- It's an earthquake!
- It's not an earthquake.
What is it?
Thank you, young man.
It's nothing.
I had the tire and the jack.
Just be comfortable.
It'll be a minute.
Who is that?
He must be from the motor club.
He's having a heart attack!
Do something!
Call 411, an ambulance, a lawyer,
doctor, anything!
I think that did it.
If you're going to eat steak,
get sharper teeth.
- Enjoy your meal.
- Thank you.
Who was that?
- I'm fine, I'm fine.
- Are you sure?
Eat, eat!
People don't understand...
...what's involved.
This is an art form.
I think most people just think...
...that I hold a camera
and point it at stuff.
There's a lot more to it than that.
Would you be interested in seeing
the inside of a van?
You know, I really have to
get back to the party.
Great idea.
I'll go with you.
Let me just drop a tip here.
Hi! How are you?
Rita, this is Nancy.
We were going to the party.
You going?
Sounds like fun.
Maybe we should call Phil.
I think he's already in there.
Isn't he good?
He's great!
He's my student.
I'm so proud.
Thank you.
Hello, welcome to our party.
I didn't know you could
play like that.
I'm versatile.
It's that nice young man
from the motor club.
Thank you again.
It's nothing, ladies.
He's the fastest jack
in Jefferson County.
What was that all about?
Don't know. They've been
hitting on me all night.
There you are!
I never thanked you properly
for what you did.
He would've choked for sure.
He may have. He was trying
to swallow a whole cow.
I owe you one, buddy.
Hang on to him, dear.
He's a real find.
What did you do today?
Same old, same old.
Excuse me, Mr. Connors.
Fred, how was the wedding?
Thank you for making
Debbie go through with it.
All I did was fan her flame
of passion for you.
You are the best.
No, you are.
Rita, this is
Debbie and Fred Kleiser.
- Here you go, kids. Congratulations.
- What is this?
No way!
Wrestle Mania!
No way!
How'd you know?
We'll be in Pittsburgh anyway!
Thank you. You're a real pal.
Oh, this is the best.
I don't understand.
I guess not.
How does everyone know you?
You come once a year.
You're the most popular
person in town.
Excuse me, Dr. Connors?
I want to thank you
for fixing Felix's back.
He can help around the house again.
Well, I'm sorry
to hear that, Felix.
Dr. Connors?
It's kind of an honorary title.
What is going on?
I really don't know.
There is something
going on with you.
You want the long or short version?
Let's start with the short
and go from there.
Okay, folks, attention.
Time for the bachelor auction.
You know the rules.
All the eligible bachelors
come in front.
And you ladies...
...you bid on them!
Do whatever you want with them...
...no questions asked!
I don't want to know about it,
as long as it's legal.
Get out your pocketbooks,
and remember it's all for charity.
What are you doing down here?
Go on, get up there.
I got 10 bucks
that says you're mine.
Buster, I got your first victim.
Phil Connors, come on up here!
All right! Now, what am I bid
for this fine specimen?
Five dollars!
The bidding has begun
at five dollars.
Ten dollars!
Fifteen!
- Twenty!

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