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've totaled lt.
It's only a flat tire.
Now just be patient. Just cool it!
- It's an earthquake!
- It's not an earthquake!
What is it?
Thank you, young man.
It's nothing.
I had the tire and the jack.
Just be comfortable.
Be a minute.
Who is that?
Must be from the motor club.
- My God! He's having a heart attack!
- What should I do?
- Call an ambulance, a lawyer, a doctor!
- Mom, I don't think he's breathing!
I think that did lt.
If you're gonna eat steak,
get some sharper teeth.
- Enjoy your lunch.
- Thank you.
Who was that? I'm fine.
- Are you sure?
- Oh, yes. Eat.
People just don't understand
what is involved in this.
This is an art form.
You know, I think most people
Just think that...
I hold the camera
and point It at stuff..
There is a lot more to It
than just that.
Would you be at all interested
in seeing the inside of the van?
You know, I really have to get back
to the party.
Great idea. I'll go with you.
Let me just drop a tip here.
How are you?
Rita, this is Nancy.
We were just going
to the party.
- You going?
- Sounds like fun.
Maybe we should call Phil.
- I think he's already in there.
- Great.
- Isn't he good?
- He's great!
He's my student.
I'm so proud.
Thank you.
Welcome to our party.
-I didn't know you could play like that.
-I'm versatile.
It's that nice, young man
from the motor club.
- Thank you again.
- It's nothing, ladles.
He's the fastest jack
in Jefferson County.
What was that all about?
I really don't know.
They've been hitting on me all night.
There you are.
I never thanked you properly
for what you did for Buster.
He would have choked for sure.
He may have.
He was trying to swallow a whole cow.
- I owe you one, buddy.
- Hang onto him, dear. He's a real find.
- What did you do today?.
- Same old, same old.
Excuse me.
Fred, how was the wedding?
I just wanted to thank you
for making Debbie go through with lt.
All I did was fan the flame
of her passion for you.
You are the best.
this is Debbie and Fred Klelser.
- Here you go, kids. Congratulations.
- What is this?
No way!
How did you know?
We're gonna be in Pittsburgh anyway!
- Thank you! You're a real pal!
- This is the best!
- I don't understand.
- I guess not.
How does everyone know you?
You only come here once a year.
You seem like the most popular person
in town.
Excuse me. Dr. Connors?
I want to thank you
for fixing Felix's back.
He can even help
around the house again.
I'm sorry to hear that, Felix.
"Dr. Connors"?
It's kind of an honorary title.
- What is going on?
- I really don't know.
There is something
going on with you.
Would you like the long version
or the short one?
Let's start with the short
and go from there.
Okay, folks. Attention.
Time for the big bachelor auction.
You all know the rules.
All the eligible bachelors
come down in front...
and you ladles bid on them!
You get to do whatever you want
with them. No questions asked!
I don't want to know about it,
as long as It's legal!
Get out your pocketbooks and remember,
It's all for charity!
What are you doing down here?
Go on. Get up there.
I got ten bucks that
says you're mine!
- Buster, I got your first victim.
- Come up here!
All right! What am I bid
for this fine specimen?
Five dollars!
The bidding has begun
at five dollars.
- Ten dollars!
- Fifteen!
- Twenty!
- Twenty-five!
- Thirty!
- Thirty-five!
- Forty!
- Forty-five!
- Fifty!
- Fifty-five!
- Sixty!
- I'm bid sixty. Do I hear more?
Three hundred and thirty-nine dollars
and eighty-eight cents!
We can't accept any more bids.
That's sold...
to the little lady for $339.88!
Okay, bachelors!
Who's next?
All right!
What am I bid for this guy?.
Do I hear a buck and a half?.
- Seventy-five cents?
- I bid two bits!
Sold to the lady
for twenty-five cents!
I got him!
Phil Connors!
I thought that was you!
This is Ned Ryerson,
my new

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