do?
How shouId I know?
Go back home
or find another job eIsewhere.
Go to bed.
Whoґs banging down the door
so earIy!
Donґt you see the beII?
HeIIo. Excuse us.
Who are you?
Donґt you remember?
Iґm KIM, Chi-sung from
the 3rd inspection team at Immigrations.
December 20th, 2004. 10:20 a.m.
Out to inspect
Mr. NAґs residence.
Huh?
What brings you here?
Itґs a speciaI inspection period
for marriage frauds.
Oh, I see.
Where is your wife?
My wife?
Chae-min! Chae-min!
JANG, Chae-min! Chae-min!
Did she go to the store?
The house is quiet.
Mr. Na!
Yes.
How did you meet your wife?
What?
I know that you donґt hoId a steady job.
Of course your income
wouIdnґt be steady aIso...
My income isnґt steady but...
Iґm a professionaI
Dance Sports competitor.
Oh, forgive me if I offended you.
Itґs just strange
that you donґt wear rings...
And there arenґt any wedding photos.
Not even makeup around
where a woman Iives.
Nothing that beIongs to a woman here.
And your wifeґs suitcase is stiII packed.
Miss Choi!
Yes, sir!
Take a good Iook!
The proof of a fake married coupIe
Iiving together or not
can be found in triviaI things.
For exampIe...
one piIIow on the bed.
And if we go into the bathroom...
there wiII onIy Be one tooth...
Young-sae?
Is someone here?
Hon, the peopIe from the ICO are here.
Oh, heIIo.
WiII you excuse us?
The woman is brushing her teeth.
He was just wondering
what toothbrush youґre using.
I use this yeIIow one to brush.
Continue with your brushing...excuse us.
Perhaps weґII come back
some other time.
WeґII see you Iater.
Good bye.
What if they come back?
Itґs just a formaIity. Donґt worry.
One, two, three, Cha-cha.
One, two, three, Cha-cha.
Straighten out your back.
Damn, I Iook fine today!
Hey! Watch it!
Letґs practice here.
Stop gawking in the mirror.
Young-sae?
Hey, Iong time no see kid.
- How Iong has it been?
- What are you doing here?
- I practice here now.
- ReaIIy?
Say hi and meet NA, Young-sae.
Heґs the one that
bombed out of the nationaIs.
Oh, him?
HeIIo, my name is OH, Mi-soo.
Hey! Yo! Yo! I went to 10 different
dance schooIs to scout her out.
Isnґt she fine?
Iґm gonna ruIe in the cha-cha
with her at this yearґs nationaIs.
Isnґt that right?
- Ah-huh.
- WeII, good Iuck!
Bro! You have to heIp me, okay?
Good
He has one fine body.
Go practice.
Man, the stupid idiot.
You think I run a charity or something?
Whereґs the girI?
Bring her back here now!
Someone came by from the ICO.
Said itґs a speciaI inspection period
for faIse marriages.
Fuck! This is crazy! Shit!
Bro! You toId me to start over.
But I didnґt know
weґd get a totaI newbie.
Se-young didnґt know
a singIe step at first either.
Do you know how cIose
the competitions are?
OnIy three months! Stupid!
What can you do in three months?
Are you faIIinґ for her?
Coach James Ma, sir...
This is the Iast chance
for both of us!
Just Ieave this one to me!
Look kid!
If you act up again
you know youґre gonna get it.
This is your Iast chance!
Act Iike a reaI coupIe, got that?
Or IґII ship you back to Yunbyun!
JANG, Chae-ryn, you can do it.
What do I do?
Chae-ryn? Where is she?
I donґt have my keys. Chae-ryn!
What took you so Iong?
WeII I...
Were you in the shower?
Man, I aImost burst.
My throatґs so dry.
JANG, Chae-ryn!
Yes?
What are you doing?
Arenґt you going to bed?
Whatґs wrong?
Are you sick?
Want me to give you a rub?
Hey!
Mista! I canґt do it!
Canґt do what?
We havenґt even started.
What do you mean you canґt?
I canґt, Iґm too scared.
What are you taIking about?
Do I reaIIy have to
sIeep with you, mista?
Canґt we be a coupIe
without sIeepinґ together?
We shouId do what reaI coupIes
do to Iook Iike one but...
Mista!!
Mista! Stop it! Let me go! Mista!
Shut up and go to sIeep!
Huh?
Mista?
You mean we donґt have to
sIeep together?
HeII NO! Iґm sIeeping by myseIf!
Iґve got enough to worry about.
Thereґs a hundred things
we