weight,right?
well,we were very method back then.
of course,with childhood obesity rates the way they are today,
fat is not an image we want to promote anymore.
the holidays don't have to be about gluttony and overindulgence.
The true spirit of christmas is about celebration and good cheer,and studies show
that people are much cheerier if they're healthy.
Now,we try to teach the kids that.
Even our candy canes are sugar-free.
we do this for the children.
We never had any of our own and it ruined the holidays for us,
so one year as a joke,
we dressed up as the clauses
and we got so much enjoyment out of seeing the kids' faces,
we never stopped.
We take it very seriously now.
does that mean we'll be sending your bill to the north pole?
Well,we can certainly explore the option of micro-lipo,
although i have to say,having 2 kids of my own,
the idea of a trim santa seems nontraditional.
You still pad the suit,though,right?
I was planning on bringing my daughter by next week.
it's our sincere hope that by the time your kids have kids,doctor,
santa will no longer be thought of as the fat man.
He'll be trim,tight,
and a little bit sexy.
what about the elves?
I always felt like that was indentured servitude.
Are you gonna do something about that?
-=ydy/bbs=-
Proudly Presents
-=Nip Tuck=-
Sync:YTET-fisherchen
-=ydy/bbs=-
do you think mary had sex with god?
um... uh,well,
my personal theory is that mary got it on with joseph before the wedding,
and then when jesus was born less than 9 months later,
she told everyone it was a virgin birth.
That way,no one would know she had sex before she was married.
It would be pretty tough to get away with that today.
matt,knock it off.
although,come to think of it,
you and i know someone a lot like the virgin mary,
only she got pregnant by her husband's best friend before the wedding.
She also told a big old whopper of a lie,
and everyone believed it for a very long time.
yes,but her baby was no son of god.
it was a joke,mom.I'm sorry.
jesus,you're white as a sheet.
uh,i'm not feeling very...
oh,ok. Hey,whoa. I got you.I got you,i got you.
Here,come here.
for years,i've been recommending you get a flu shot,julia.
yeah,well,i wouldn't have bothered you,
but dr. Edelman's out of town,and...
i've been feeling really run down.
well,you've had a rough month.
And it wouldn't be christmas
if you weren't trying to do more than humanly possible.
At least when i was around,
you had a little help with all of it.
This will sting a little.
well,i think you're mythologizing our holidays together,sean.
What i remember most is nagging you endlessly.
i remember that,too.
Just hold this.
I miss all of it.
Uh,so,you guys doing the big turkey dinner thing?
no. Not this year.
Matt's been invited to the aldermans
and annie's going to epcot with the epsteins.
so i imagine you and quentin will be skiing in gstaad or snorkeling in st. Bart's,then.
i'm not seeing quentin anymore.
And he's no longer working at the spa.
he quit?
i fired him.
Please,sean,no paternalistic i told you so's.
i was just gonna say that
i'm sorry if that puts a damper on your christmas.
no. I have a ton of work to do,
and this year,christmas is just another day.
yeah.
well,aren't you gonna put the band-aid on me?
right.
Sorry.
What?
i was just thinking that...
that we should have linda do a blood panel,
make sure you're not anemic.
yeah.
Fine. You're the doctor.
this is so wrong.
yeah,i know. I didn't think they could put religious stuff on school grounds.
matt,are you looking at their faces?
They're black!
Jesus was not black.
they're a little dark-skinned,maybe,
but it's not like they have afros.
It figures they would be allowed to do this.
well,if you're that upset,talk to the principal.
right. Principal goldberg?
Matt,she's a jew.
She doesn't care about christmas.
She's at home on the 25th eating chinese food or something.
I mean,if she really cared