talcum powder.
His horse is so tough it's already
put 1 1 cowboys in the hospital.
And that's just by breaking wind
on them.
All right! That cowboy must have
some real strong glue in the saddle.
Ladies and gentlemen,
that man of mischief from Oklahoma...
... Iast year's runner-up is getting set
in chute number five, Ringo Stapelton.
He's doing 99 years for kidnapping
a trainload of college girls...
... on their way to a singing
contest in Las Vegas.
Oh, Ringo's in trouble already. He's
down, and the bull's on top of him!
Next is Bucky Stillwater...
... found guilty of misplacing
$4 million worth of insurance money.
The money was never recovered...
... which is why Bucky has more friends
among the inmates...
... than any other prisoner
in the whole system.
Whatever Bucky wants, old Bucky gets.
Except for parole, that is....
Don't be too surprised if Bucky's out
in time to enjoy that loot...
...before old age catches up
with him.
Third up, out of chute number four,
is the Glenboro Prison entry.
It's that city slicker again, who's
giving the champ a run for his money.
Can he keep it up?
We're gonna all find out...
... whether it's luck or if he's
really got some redneck in him.
Up on Flapjack, here's Skip Donahue.
Okay. A little tighter, Jesus.
-How's that?
-That's it.
Watch his head.
-Ready?
-Okay, let's go.
Open the gate!
Seem to have ourselves
a problem down here.
He'll be killed in there!
Some son of a bitch
put a lock on the gate!
That New Yorker is full of surprises.
Now here's last year's champ,
Caesar Geronimo...
...riding a bull that nobody
can ride for more than 3 seconds.
A bull by the name of Tornado.
Now you know why he's
our defending champ.
Well, folks, take a breather while
the judges tally up the scores.
We'll pause for the cause...
...and I'll be back in just a bit
to announce the winner.
Hold on, folks, we got
ourselves the first...
...push in the history of the prison
rodeo.
There ain't gonna be any push.
I was ready for this.
Ladies and gentlemen,
hold on to your hats.
As a tiebreaker, both wardens
have okayed the Hard Money event...
... the single most dangerous
event in all of rodeo competition.
All you have to do to win this event...
... is snatch a little sack of money
between the horns of a bull.
As soon as our two boys get ready,
we'll start our final competition.
Are you ready for the main event?
Well, listen to this. Warden Beatty
has just informed me...
... that he and Warden Sampson
have so much faith in their boys...
... that instead of splitting the purse
as usual...
... it'll be a winner-take-all event.
I'm saying that $50, 000 in bills
is gonna be tied...
...between the horns of one of the
meanest bulls around.
And whichever inmate grabs the money
is the winner.
And here they are,
ladies and gentlemen.
I get nervous sometimes before
these things.
-Word is that your warden's a nice guy.
-He's a prick.
A prick? Boy, did I hear that wrong.
Well, is it true you're an ass-kisser?
-You're gonna get a punch in the mouth.
-I'm just telling you what I heard.
I'm an ass-kisser too.
We're both dumb if no one's gonna
get this money except two pricks.
Stands to reason, doesn't it?
I'll distract the bull,
you grab the money. Okay?
What difference
does it make who wins?
Why don't we give the cash
to the prisoners?
I'll tell you what. You do whatever you
think is best, okay? Get ready.
The winner, and champion for the
sixth time in a row, Caesar Geronimo.
Goddamn!
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!
That boy's lost his mind.
Holy cow, there's gonna
be hell to pay for that.
Now to wrap up our day, here's
the greased-pig sacking contest.
-Holy shit!
-What?
What the hell is going--?
Are you okay?
They're in the camper!
Look, I'm sorry, but we're
in a real hurry, okay?
What is going on?
I'm sorry.
Harry Monroe, Skip Donahue...
...Rory Schultebrand.
-My wife, Teresa, and my brother,