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both ass-kissers if no one gets
one penny of this except two pricks.
Stands to reason, doesn't it?
I'll distract the bull.
You grab the money. Okay, Caesar?
I don't care who wins.
What difference does it make?
Why don't we give the money
to the prisoners? I'll tell you what.
You do whatever
you think is best, okay?
I've got it, Caesar.
Get ready.
The winner, and still champion
for the sixth time in a row...
Caesar Geronimo!
I'll be a monkey's uncle!
That Chicago boy's done lost his mind!
Holy cow! There's gonna
be hell to pay for that!
Now, folks, to wrap up our day,
here's the greased pig sackin' contest.
- Holy shit!
- What?
What the hell is goin' on?
Are you okay?
They're in that camper!
I'm sorry...
but we're in a real hurry, okay?
What's going on?
I didn't introduce you. Harry Monroe,
Skip Donahue, Rory Schultebrand.
- My maiden name.
- My wife Teresa.
And my brother, Ramon.
Hey, you guys,
that is yours.
- Where are you guys going?
- Veracruz. We got some family there.
- Rory goin' with you?
- Try to be brave, sweet pants.
- Take care.
- Be a good girl now.
Ramon, a su casa!
It's me and you!
He kissed me. Damn!
Let's go.
We got to get
the hell outta here.
- How did you get out?
- We busted out.
- But you're free.
- You're damn right we're free!
I mean they caught
the other two guys.
Thanks to Meredith.
You mean, we're really free?
We're free!
- You're a hell of a lawyer.
- Thanks very much.
- Yes, and good luck.
- Thank you.
- Thanks for everything.
- It's okay.
Thank you.
That's okay.
Hey, let's get out of this state
before somebody changes their mind.
- Aren't you forgetting something?
- What?
What about my opening night?
Am I still invited?
Holy mackerel!
How many times do I have to ask you?Marvellous salad.
May I have a bit more, please?
-Yes, sir.
-Oh, me too.
Count me in. It is divine.
-Tell Sissie everything is excellent.
-She'll be pleased.
And I'll have a little fraction more
of that wonderful salad.
Yes, ma'am.
Is it ready?
-It needs more oregano.
-I put a lot in.
Well, just a touch more.
-Where did you get this?
-Out of your bag.
That's not my bag.
That's the waiter's bag.
Four more salads
for four very hungry people who--
-What's wrong, Mavis?
-Harry, what is this?
That's personal.
What is it?
-It ain't oregano.
-Oh, my God!
-You put this in the veal?
-And the soup.
-And the salad.
Lord have mercy! Grass!
My grass!
Jesus! You cooked half my stash!
Excuse me, dear.
May I talk with you for a minute?
-Up your kazoo!
-Up my.... Wait.
I'm not trying to be a pest.
I know you're an actress.
-Who are you?
-Skip Donahue. I'm a playwright.
I saw you do a scene
from Romeo and Juliet.
You were wonderful. I'm not just
saying it to be kind. You were lovely.
Get out of my way
or I'll kick you in the nuts.
Kick in the nuts! You're fantastic.
The way you can switch characters.
The difference between this
and Juliet is fabulous.
I know you're not wearing
anything under that coat.
-I also know you're a shoplifter.
-Are you some kind of loony tune?
No. I'm the store detective here.
Mrs. R.H. was my best customer too.
Well, I was James' best customer.
He sold me this African gungi '65.
Do you know what you've done?
For a little of this, my girlfriend...
...was gonna let me have her
and two of her girlfriends.
She'll ruin me when she finds out!
-Maybe she'll think it's the wine.
-The wine?
There's no wine in the world that--
Smell that.
This is '65 African gungi
from the motherland.
Understand? It's been soaked
in the earth back home. This is mean!
One joint of this put Southern
California to sleep back in '65.
There was a revolution in '65.
We missed it because of this.
This is bad! And you went
and spread it over everything.
I hope you had fun,
because I ain't gonna.
I saw you pretend to steal that dress.


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