all right.
- Uh, congratulations.
- All right.
Thank you.
Come on.
Take a bite of this one.
There you go.
There he is!
That's the thief!
- Who?
- Stay here.
Hey! Hey!
Hey!
Reg! Wait!
We're right behind you!
There he goes.
Push.
You gotta quit
smoking, pal.
It's empty!
There's no money!
This ain't right. Johnny said
we was in this together.
Why'd he rat me out?
Johnny?
J...
Jonathan Simmons?
Michelangelo.
What are you doing here?
Good boy. Stay.
Stay there.
It's all right. Yes.
Good boy. Stay.
Stay.
Good boy.
- Oh, no.
- Well?
- I put it right here. It's gone!
- Oh, no.
This class's valedictorian...
is one in a million.
A champion among canines.
Noblest of a noble breed.
Beethoven, front and center.
- All right, Beethoven!
- All right!
All right.
Come on.
He reminds me of a dog
I knew during the war.
A stalwart pup.
Brave, loyal, true.
And so, without
any further ado,
How much more ado
can there possibly be?
it is my pleasure to introduce
this class's valedictorian,
and an outstanding trouper,
Beethoven!
Get organized. Stop that!
Watch out!
Sit! Down!
For gosh sakes, people,
you're acting like animals!
- Cease and desist!
- Look out!
At ease!
You little flea bag!
Whoa!
Look out!
Help!
Whoa!
Michelangelo!
Where are you,
Michelangelo?
Where are you?
Michelangelo!
Beethoven!
Where are you going?
Oh.
Sara, bring me the leash.
Ow! Ooh!
Ow, get your nose out of there!
Dogs, you...
Easy. Oop!
Beethoven, don't ever
run away like that.
That was weird.
F.B.I., Simmons.
Hold it right there.
Uh-oh.
You got him?
Well, excellent work, detectives.
You mean,
excellent work, brother.
Right, brother?
Hah! Ratted you back.
You always were
a selfish,
smelly little man.
And I thought we were
in this together.
Well, you thought wrong.
Hey, hey!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why did you do it?
Do you remember
SedgePro 97?
Are you kidding me?
It's the only piece of software
I ever created.
That lost millions
for our investors.
Of which I was one.
Oh. Sorry.
Madison, I'm sure
the agents will find him.
You don't even
really care.
He's just some
investment to you.
I heard you tell Daddy.
Michelangelo loves me more
than anybody else in the world.
Maybe even more than you.
Oh, Madison,
that's not true.
It's just that we've
forgotten how to show it.
Michelangelo?
Michelangelo!
May I have the leash
for him?
"What is it about this dog,"
you may ask,
"that merits this honor?"
Well, I can sum it up
in one word:;
"A"... discipline;
two... obedience,;
and "D"...
overlooking
any temptations...
that may pass
right in front of his nose.
- Uh, Sgt. Rutledge...
- At ease, son. I'm on a roll.
- But I got...
- Just... Mmmm!
Just remember:;
Until your dog is
properly trained,
never let go of the leash.
Uh-oh. Ah-ooh!
Beethoven!
Yeah. His old self again.
What a card this'll make.
That's our dog!
Beethoven!
No.
## Well, everybody thinks I'm
just a little out of place ##
##But who can blame me ##
##I'm tryin'hard to fit in
but it'll be okay ##
## Once you train me ##
##Show me all your moves ##
##I'll show you
who's walkin' who ##
## Come, stay, speak, sit ##
##New dog, old tricks ##
##No more fleas
No more ticks ##
## Chasin'balls
and fetchin'sticks ##
##I'm your new best friend ##
##New dog, old tricks ##
## Caviar-flavored biscuits ##
##I never had it good as this ##
##I'm a new dog
Old tricks ##
##Hey, if you think you're
gonna get me to heel for you ##
##Don't bother ##
## 'Cause you'll be slippin'and slidin'
and swimmin'knee deep ##
##In slobber ##
## There's a new pooch
on the block ##
##I'll show you
who'll be top dog ##
##Eat, sleep, bark, sniff ##
##New dog, old tricks ##
##No more fleas
No more ticks ##
## Chasin'balls
or fetchin'sticks ##
##I'm your new best friend ##
##New dog, old tricks ##
## Caviar-flavored biscuits ##
##Never had it good as this ##
##I'm a new dog
Old