and you can't have any! Sorry, Dad. Current events. Oh, no! Who let the dog in? You're not helping your case here, pal. Eww! Oatmeal drool cookies. So did you think of a plan? It's only been three days. Give me a break. Besides, I'm really behind on my math homework. I knew you wouldn't have a plan. So here, I do have a plan. Look at this! - Hi, honey. - Oh. Oh. Don't you dare! - Beethoven! - Oh, no! Beethoven barfed all over me! How gross is that? Eww! Okay, my math homework, one semester. A whole semester? Forget it, then. Fine. See you, Beethoven. Fine! One semester. Jerk. Oh, great. Uh-huh. Oh, that's fabulous. All right. I'll let you know. Okay. - They gonna take him? - Well, if we want to. They're really gonna miss him. Beethoven was never gonna be able to stay with us forever. - Sooner or later, they're gonna have to miss him. - I guess. Oh, Richard. They're a really nice family. They live on a huge farm. I mean, Beethoven will have chickens to chase, barns to burn and cows to stampede. He'll be in heaven. Oh, you're right, as usual. So that settles it. You tell the kids we're getting rid of Beethoven. Thanks, honey. Gotta work. Speaking of chickens... Aah! Get rid of him! - Oh, hello, Bill. - Beth! Good to see you. Mwah! Mwah! Mwah. So I suppose you're looking for Richard. Well, I think I might be able to find him for you... around here somewhere. - So I'll do that. - Mmm. Why don't you, uh... why don't you sit down? Oh. Mmm. Richard! Bill's here! Richard? Richard! Psst! Over here. What are you doing? He's here for the painting, the one Beethoven ruined. - Ow! - So? - So... I haven't fixed it yet. - What? Why? Richard! Because I thought he was coming next week. Ohh! Oh, who's this? "I don't need to write things down in a notebook because I have a photographic memory. " Okay, okay. You were right. I was wrong. Can we discuss this later, please? - Honey, go stall him. Stall him. - This is not my responsibility. What? You said, "I want to go back to work, spread my wings, challenge myself. " Did I say no? No, I said, "Okay, honey. I'll stay home, convert the garage into a studio, be a freelancer. I'll cook, I'll clean, I'll handle the kids. " And all I ask in return... is if I'm ever late for a deadline, and the client shows up unexpectedly, that you stall him while I try to figure out what to do. Remember? I remember the first part. I don't remember the "stall your boss" part. Okay, fine. I'll beg. Is that what you want me to do? I'll beg. - Richard, please. - Please! You stunning, sexy, gorgeous, perfect woman! Stall him for me! Please. Bill, do you want some coffee? - Yeah, cream and sugar. Thanks! - What are you gonna do? I don't know. Stall him. Melinda. Your dog's gonna do fine. Thanks. Come on, boy. Why me? Come on, girl. Beethoven! Hold on to him, Sara. Hi! Oh. What's his name? - Beethoven. - Stay, stay! - Get down! - No, no, no! - Down. - Good dog. - Sit, sit, sit. Good dog. - Beethoven! We have our work cut out for us, don't we? - Do you think you could teach him to obey? - Me? Oh, no, my dear. That's my husband's department. Sergeant Rutledge. Oh, he's a genius with dogs. He was with the canine corps for years. Why, during the war, he was... - That'll do, Mrs. Rutledge. - trainer... Oh, dear. - This is Beethoven. - Oh? Children would like you to teach him... to obey. Mm-hmm! Mmm. It will be a pleasure. More coffee, Bill? Mmm, no, thanks. Oh, I was so sorry to hear about you and Susan. We had our problems. When's the big day for you and Sharon? N- Next month. Small ceremony. I guess you'll be hiring a new secretary, then. You know, this is ridiculous. I've got a meeting wi-with the art director at 1:00. - Oh. - And I need to have that painting. Is Richard out there? Richard? R-Richard. Buddy? Oh, uh, Bill, wait! What ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Рассказ домовладельца на английском - текст Джо против Вулкана на английском - текст Хоттабыч на английском - текст Реальная любовь на английском - текст Американский ниндзя 3: Кровавая охота на английском |